My surprise delivery  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/21/2005 12:10 am

Last Read:
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My surprise delivery


The waiting was the hardest part.

I knew Trav was a gloater. Of course I did. That was one of the things about him I loved. He knew what he wanted and he went after it single mindedly. It carried me to the heavens when it was me that he wanted.

We talked and laughed on the phone. He would tell me of his day and how he loved telling our friends and anyone who would listen about our last night together. He told me that he hadn't washed himself or changed his pants since that night, and I believed him. Three months wasn't that long a time, and I knew the smell would be intoxicating to him.

It was hard on both of us, but at least he had me still inside him, a reminder of how things would be again. We laughed when he said I ran down his leg. We laughed more when he said he scooped me up and pushed me back in.

So noone was more surprised than me when the doorbell rang one day and who should be there? No, not Trav, but Bard. He was an old lover of Travs. But I knew that he still held feelings for him, me too by the way he was standing.

I invited him in. Not literally, although I could sense that was what he came for. I asked him what posessed him to leave Texas and come down here? His answer was short and direct. Me! I blushed and felt my knees weaken.

Bard was already untying the tassles that held his shirt closed. When he opened it for me, I felt the reddening heat as my embarrassment resurfaced. The sight of his muscular frame forced me to close my eyes, the sight of the piercing where his nipple should have been was a reminder of the night he spent with Trav when their passion reached dangerous heights. Trav never really explained that to me, but he still kept the nipple in his wallet, I'm not sure why. Maybe a reminder, maybe a chew toy. I never asked though, somethings were best kept secret.

With his shirt now draped over the back of one of my chairs he opened his bag and pulled out a long dark package and passed it to me. Put this on, he said softly and as he said that removed his belt. I opened the package and found the largest strap on I had ever seen. When I looked up, he was laying over the table, spreading his cheeks for me.

It took me a minute or so to fasten it, and it weighed a lot. I was afraid for him but figured he knew what he was doing. I rounded the table quickly and gave him the full length in one thrust. He orgasmed instantly and let out a deep growl as he did. I withdrew and entered him again slowly this time. It was hard to describe the sound he made but it made the glasses rattle for a good thirty seconds while the rubber cock made it's way inside him. He reached around his back with both arms and grabbed me, pulling me even closer he began screaming. Fortunately he stopped before the flashing lights and the sirens reached my house.

Luckily he only stayed a week, but that was the best week I ever had bar the last day. For seven days he just lay on the table with his swollen arse in the air. On a couple of occasions when I was just too tired to satisfy this unyeilding animal, I paid some street kids to do it. They were far rougher than I was, but he loved it. As one fed him from behind, the other fed him from the front. I sat and watched the show pretending it was a medal winning porno. Goodness knows if I had been filming it, accolades would have flowing like the juices from Bards spent member and bleeding arse. When they had all finished I clapped loudly and cheered. Bard turned to me and smiled a white sticky smile. I looked at him and ran my tongue slowly across my lips and smiled as he did the same.

The last day hurt me more emotionally than many things I have experienced in my life. That however is for next time.

To be continued...

tillerbabe 55F

12/21/2005 1:21 am

I'm jealous..first it was the sheep.. NOW THIS! i'm taking my strap-on and going home dammit!


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/21/2005 1:29 am

Ohhhhkay, that's it! The tickets have been purchased and we are heading to the airport this week! And that's a fact!

Of course, we're actually flying to California to visit our parents for the holidays, but at least you know our heart is in the right place. I mean, we realllly wanted to come to NZ, but, you know, the airlines, you know, they still have that problem with us.....well, um, they only gave us this one opportunity for the folks, you see?

You are a bunch o' sick puppies, you know! (um, that's a rhetorical question, son)


bardicman 50M

12/21/2005 1:35 am

I love you bulge ...................



I am not dead yet


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/21/2005 1:44 am

so Bulge, does Trav know your cheatin on him? LOL... what else have you in store for us?

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


KC_JJ 53M

12/21/2005 2:21 am

Hmmmmmmm,

So this fiasco of fucked up fornication is to be a Saga in series form.

And many of you may have missed it but I recently passed my own torch to Bardicman in the form of an older title that I was awarded on another net board.

At this other site I became known as "The No Holes Bard" due to what was percieved by otheres as my sexual story telling prowess. But after reading a bit of our own Bards work here I realized that fromer title of mine simply must be transferred over to him. (Which he graciously accepted BTW. )

And in this story here I now see how truly appropriate this honor is that I recently bestowed upon him.

I have no idea what ugly turns and bends along the Hershey highway this torrid tail ( misspelling fully intentional ) and sexual saga might now be taking butt it's cetainly got me hanging on the edge of a cliff!

KC_JJ

MMM [ MMM


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/21/2005 2:43 am

hehe
poor Trav will be heartbroken


AlbertPrince 57M

12/21/2005 3:38 am

I'll stick with the donkey


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/21/2005 4:47 am

Dear Lord, make it stop. The carnage, the humanity, the animals.

<---- Leaves shaking head.


pinkplaytoyz 49F

12/21/2005 5:49 am

This TITillating saga is keeping me on the edge of my seat...you guys just bring out the BEAST in eachother!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/21/2005 7:03 am

ROFLMAO!! This has to be the romance triangle of the century!!

Very funny, Hobbit Boy... now go back to your sheep, dammit, my sides can't take the pain from laughing no more!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/21/2005 7:29 am

What the Hell kind of Christmas story is this????????????


widowsaddiction 47F

12/21/2005 8:18 am

I just finished the Charlie Daniels song on Bards page, and was *forced* to come take a gander at yours. Oh hell, I cannot stop laughing long enough to see what Trav has to say today! Like I mentioned on Bard's blog, I am fairly new and have only a vague notion of this twisted love triangle, but even so....you're all freakin KILLING me.

Blog on boys...........


mysteriesofme 44F

12/21/2005 9:09 am

Delicious fun as always...


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/21/2005 9:53 am

AlbertPrince: Thank god not all of you are turning! There is still hope!

L (thinking that North Shields sounds better than New Zealand anyway!

pardon the side conversation


CelticKarma 43F
1350 posts
12/21/2005 10:56 am

I need some Pepto-Bismol...


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/21/2005 10:59 am

I fear for the sheep if your passion is unrequited.

And I'm with Tiller ... I'm taking my strap-on AND my flogger and heading back home. You boys are NO FUN! *stomping little booted foot*

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


bardicman 50M

12/21/2005 11:55 am

Actually - Anyone taking their strap on (tiller and Safira) and going home... please take me... I never signed on for this...



I am not dead yet


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/21/2005 12:33 pm

C'mere, Bardi Baby ... I'm known as the Happy, Gentle Domme. *rakish grin* xoxox

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


Kimmers777 106F

12/21/2005 1:01 pm

Just days ago I was convinced you guys had sunk to the lowest possible level. But I stand corrected.


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 1:53 pm

Don't go Tiller!

Please don't go!!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 1:54 pm

Woohooo Sister!

Wooohooo!!

Uhhhh... What??? Parents???

*sob*


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 1:56 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    I love you bulge ...................
I know honey...

I know

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 1:57 pm

    Quoting bardicman:
    I love you bulge ...................
Gee Slide!

I figured Trav sent him as a present.

Shite!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 2:03 pm

LOL KC,

You passed your 'torch' to Bard!!

LOL

I'm guessing this story has you a bit disoriented as this example is mine!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 2:04 pm

Nah Silky,

He's probably shagging someone at the bar!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 2:05 pm

Somehow Al...

I believe you!!!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 2:10 pm

We haven't got to the animals yet 2x

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 2:13 pm

Hey there pink,

We haven't found anything to contain our beasts yet!


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/21/2005 2:16 pm

*shakes her head* and thinks... well...nevermind...not telling you what i think

Fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/21/2005 2:20 pm

**sigh**

Okay, You were right Kiwi. I'm not real sure I want him back ...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
12/21/2005 3:19 pm

damn men only menage a' trois's anyways... own secrete language too.. baaa ba baaa

And you wrecked my crush on bard...LOL T

T




saddletrampsk 54F

12/21/2005 3:32 pm

Holy shit..this blog only gets sicker and sicker and sicker..have a Merry Fudge-Packing Xmas


panda_moanium 47F  
194 posts
12/21/2005 7:47 pm

A little know fact for you all - probably never made the news outside of New Zealand..
The week this happened, the country actually settle 3 inches further into the sea. Scientists believe it was the cumulative effect of large flocks of sheep up and down the countryside sighing.

You may all laugh, but i personally have never seen a sheep look relieved until now


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:30 pm

Your wish is soon to be granted Helga!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:32 pm

Christ Saint!

I forgot *all* about Christmas


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:33 pm

Hey there widow,

Damn... I know what it's like to be forced!

Trav and Bard *made* me do this.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:33 pm

very delicious mysteries

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:37 pm

Jesus L...

North Sheilds doesn't sound even *remotely* better than New Zealand!



and feel free to leave as many side comments as you like

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:38 pm

Hey tigger,

I think if I was forced to watch Charlie Brown... I'd cry.


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:39 pm

Hey CK,

Pepto-Bismol?

Is that some kind of fuel?


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 8:41 pm

Safira,

Just fear for the sheep anyway!


kyplowboy22 61M

12/21/2005 8:45 pm

Now, why do I keep hearin that Charlie Daniels song about "The Cloud Nine Bar and Grill" playin in my head? Get a grip BB, and I don't mean on Bards arse!!!

kpb


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:35 pm

Bard!

Never signed on?

pffffft!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:36 pm

Safira???

FFS... I should get first go!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:38 pm

Kimmers...

It's gonna get worse before it gets better sweetie!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:40 pm

Hey fantasia,

You wanna put that head shaking to some better use?



*whispers* This is all a front!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:41 pm

I knew it Daph

He's a dirty wee man isn't he!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:44 pm

You'll thank me later frbnks!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:45 pm

and along with the blog... so do the readers saddle!

*vomit*

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:47 pm

LOL Hots!

Don't you worry... a couple more days and they'll be shitting themselves again.

I'm gonna see if I can get some kind of funding for it!


bulging_boy 49M

12/21/2005 9:52 pm

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    Now, why do I keep hearin that Charlie Daniels song about "The Cloud Nine Bar and Grill" playin in my head? Get a grip BB, and I don't mean on Bards arse!!!

    kpb
Jesus KY!

A bit late to be coming in here with your pants around yer ankles!

LOL

I'd get a grip if you didn't have your hand on it already!


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/22/2005 11:03 am

wooohooo....*shudders* i LUST it when you whisper to me like that bulgy...

xoxo
Fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

12/22/2005 1:51 pm

Lust away fantasia!

wooohoooo!


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
12/22/2005 3:37 pm

First go at what, Darling Bulge? I'm a Domme, and ambiguity sucks (*snickering*). You need to be specific if you want to move to the head of the line, young man.

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

RECOMMENDED READING: A F F ... The Only Site For Me?


bulging_boy 49M

12/23/2005 12:43 am

ambiguity sucks safira?

Damn!

I'm gonna have to get me some of that!

LOL


rm_oneeyedbob2 52M

12/23/2005 8:56 am

and you think i own stock in ink


bulging_boy 49M

12/23/2005 11:11 am

Gosh bob,

I must have got you completely wrong, but thanks for going out of your way and coming over here to put me right.

Thanks for leaving your obsession at the door.


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
12/23/2005 1:49 pm

Wow...it's been awhile since you've blogged...have you fallen off the wagon?



Fantasia

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

12/23/2005 5:00 pm

It's just pending approval fantasia!

Nearly there!


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