My Christmas singalong  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/6/2005 2:37 am

Last Read:
6/17/2006 6:51 am

My Christmas singalong


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

two Texan comments

and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

three bouncing bunnies

two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

four sprightly pixies

three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

five sexy things

four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

six munted typists

five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde in a see through teddie

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

seven soaking panties

six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the eigth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

eight silky milkers

seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

nine stunning sultry strippers

eight silky milkers
seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Ten perverts perving

nine stunning sultry strippers
eight silky milkers
seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

eleven members for my new cult

ten perverts perving
nine stunning sultry strippers
eight silky milkers
seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

twelve gorgeous comment whorers

eleven members for my new cult
ten perverts perving
nine stunning sultry strippers
eight silky milkers
seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments
and a blonde, in a see through teddie

On the last day of Christmas that I can be arsed with... my true love gave to me...

thirteen sick and twisted fuckers

twelve gorgeous comment whorers
eleven members for my new cult
ten perverts perving
nine stunning sultry strippers
eight silky milkers
seven soaking panties
six munted typists
five sexy things,
four sprightly pixies
three bouncing bunnies
two texan comments

and a blonde...

in a see through...

teddie

AlbertPrince 58M

12/6/2005 4:01 am

Did you add that last verse just for me?? Aw thanks


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 4:17 am

Hey!

I don't know what you're complaining about! You're the sick one... I thought Bard got the sharp end of the stick!

LOL


Valdrane78 38M

12/6/2005 4:24 am

WOOT, rock on with your bad self!

BANG! POW! BOOM! a study in useless knowledge and sick humor!
I want a damn soundtrack to my blog!


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/6/2005 7:37 am

LAUGH! Very good Kiwi.

BTW, have I told you lately that I love you?

Christ, now I sould like Rod Stewart.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/6/2005 7:56 am

yayyyyy gosh i hope you get yer christmas wish....you NEED more comment whores...me & daph are exhausted


kyplowboy22 61M

12/6/2005 8:02 am

lmao. Not bad for some one as musically challenged as you, kiwi. I would recommend, however. that you keep your day job. I just don't see this getting much air time some how. Later

kpb


HORNYVIKING722 44M
1023 posts
12/6/2005 8:20 am

At least now I know my place. LOL!


bardicman 50M

12/6/2005 9:03 am

Hmmm I guess I could have ended up being an and instead of a fuckers.

Thats ok.. I see the lightening headed this way

Manky slag!!!

ROFL



I am not dead yet


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:26 am

Hye Val!

Swteee huh? I'm rokcnig... I'm rokcnig...

OLO


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:28 am

No Daph you haven't!

Maybe you could show me instead!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:31 am

Me too SJ,

You're tired? I'm tired replying to your whoring.

Maybe you guys should just shag me instead.

Fuck the blogs... sex sounds fun


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:33 am

KY,

Thanks for your biting and spiteful words of encouragement.

Look I'm sorry my true love never sent me a homo.sexual... to be honest I thought I had put you in there.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:35 am

I hope so Viking,

You three letter link.

At least you're in good company!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 10:36 am

Come now Bard,

You know you was made for the word, the description and the role.

Now shut the fuck up!

Ya whinging fucker!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 11:37 am

Thanks Divinity,

I think there will be some differences of opinion there

LOL


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/6/2005 11:48 am

WOO HOO!!! I'm a pervert perving! Mum's gonna be so proud of me!!!

You are such a blog whore Bulgeman. It almost brings a tear to my eye to see how far you've come in the world of blog whoredom. Whore on mate!

Always,
Perving Luke


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/6/2005 11:54 am

Daphne - don't sound like Rod Stewart; sound like Van Morrison! He's the only one who knows how to sing that song.

Oh, sorry, BB, had to toss that in for Daph.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/6/2005 11:56 am

Anyway, back to the topic at hand...
Just when I was able to reclaim part of my life back from living on these blogs, I had to go and get hooked on a whole new set of bloggers. Dammit, anyway.

(Loved it)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 12:22 pm

Monkey see... monkey do!

LOL

Me a blog whore? I wish!

Lick my clit Luke! Lick my clit!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 12:26 pm

No worries wahine,

What are you gonna toss for me?


DeepRiverDreamin 47F
46 posts
12/6/2005 2:11 pm

Stunning sultry strippers.

I'm honored sir.

I have to ask, two questions really. You have a clit? And you want Luke to lick it?

I'm new here I admit, will I ever catch up?


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/6/2005 3:36 pm

HEY! I joined the cult, too!

PK
aka Our Lady of Sexual Frustration

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/6/2005 4:38 pm

Hey sweetie...Siz is looking for new singing acts...perhaps you should video and send him your special song. I'm sure he'd love it. I did. (And aren't you just the sweetest!)

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


saddletrampsk 54F

12/6/2005 5:03 pm

Im getting so in the Christmas spirit..


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/6/2005 5:45 pm

3 bouncin Bunnies?
U cloaning me like your sheep???
Oy vey!

LOL good one Bulgie.. sorry about Trav marryin MzHunny..i know ure crushd.

Its good to be...ME


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/6/2005 5:56 pm

Bulge-

How did you know what your Christmas present was?

Were you going through my lingerie drawer?

Again?

I can hear it already...

"Fer Fuck's Sake Blonde, take that teddie off!"

Awwww. I love Cristmas.

XOXO

-A


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 7:06 pm

I need to get into the shopping spirit and soon!But it's been so cold and rainy.
Have I become one of your bloggin whores bulging_boy? LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/6/2005 7:12 pm

Emmm BB-why does my bloggin thingie always have "Your text has been denied (e.g., short, bad language, solicitation, personal information, customer service question, or human error). " at the top?What am I doin???
Teresa


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:52 pm

Hey there Dreamin,

That's three questions.

You will catch up and you may have to look around for the point of reference regarding my clit comment.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:53 pm

Woohooo PK!

I didn't see you there...

You must be a karma chameleon

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:54 pm

LOL Pixie,

Spoken by someone who has never heard me sing!

I'll be CalLin YoUoUoOOeEOooH

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:55 pm

Fantastic Wetty!

I hope you put them in a plastic bag first.

I mean... I'd hate for them to dry out before they got here!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:56 pm

Hiya Special,

You can be the angel at the top of the tree!

How about them apples!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:57 pm

Save some for me Saddle,

Fer Fucks Sake! That was a full bottle!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 7:59 pm

Is that you bunz?

The voice sounds... vaguely familiar...

Of course I'm cloning you ya silly woman!

It's the only way we can get you to stay around.

Welcome back from the grave sweetie!


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:00 pm

Sorry Blonde,

LOL

ok.... NOT!

I'm suprised you were the only one who could hear it.

I've been shouting it for the last few weeks!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/6/2005 8:46 pm

You are gonna get a category of your own Terrie!

{=}

LOL


weineroftheworld 66M

12/6/2005 9:33 pm

I laughed all the way to the toilet!!!


Kimmers777 106F

12/6/2005 11:01 pm

I was chugging along, laughing all the way. (Insinuate Jingle Bells music with that.) Then I about choked.

For generally being shy, that came as quite a surprise for me! But thanks for including me in your new cult. By the way, what do we believe in again?


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:49 am

Ahhh Sorry Terrie...

Ummm... I have no idea what you're saying anymore.

I'm gonna have to go see an optician, cause my eyes keep pulling to the left!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:50 am

LOL Weiner,

At least you made it!


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:54 am

Thanks nikki!

Wooo! Go with the santa smiley!


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:55 am

Sil,

You do *everybody's* part!

But I luv ya


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:57 am

Oh Kimmers I'm sorry about that choking thing,

To be honest... you're the first. Most tend to take it all no problem at all.



What do we believe in? Ummm... If I said BulgeLovin... would you still be in?

LOL


tillerbabe 56F

12/7/2005 2:56 am

So,..how does this work? i'm just a dumb Firefighter....


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 9:25 am

LOL Tiller!

You are anything but!

babe


anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/7/2005 11:39 am

Is in the bulge loving cult....???? umm OK....do we get to be the human sacrifices, as long as the sacrifice only involves screaming of the fun type.....that way we can be sacrificed to the bulge over and over again....I think i have had too much sex this week....cant get my head outta it..


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 12:40 pm

You bet it'll be screaming of the fun type anch!



Sacrificed over and over and over?

I *like* the sound of that!

LOL


MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
12/7/2005 12:41 pm

Bulge~

Brilliant!

Damn, laddie-bulge, errr, -buck! You must have

HUMONGOUS

quantities of spare time on your hands, to’ve been able to code this piece together! Ironically, now that I’m on Holiday, I’ve had less time than ever to pursue and peruse this pleasurable Blogging pursuit.

Thanx so much for saving the best (At least the best in My World… ) for next-to-last!

Warm regards from the somewhat overcast Sunshine State,

‘Twisted’ (Terribly apt, even tho I‘ve tried to keep secret my porcine, cork-screw crank! )

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


redhead_lass 38F

12/7/2005 1:28 pm

Lol cute...


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 2:04 pm

P-Man!

I wish I did! I'm in time overdraft now. Gonna have to work forever to catch up now!

I'm glad you spotted the subtle association.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 2:06 pm

Hiya redhead,

Gosh!

You are too!


tillerbabe 56F

12/7/2005 8:21 pm

Still feeling "stoooopid!"


bulging_boy 49M

12/7/2005 9:50 pm

Jees Tiller...

Come sit on my knee and tell me what it is you feel stoooopid about

ok?


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