Love. Deuce. Subliminal or what?  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
5/1/2006 12:37 am

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5/8/2006 8:13 pm

Love. Deuce. Subliminal or what?


Pick a topic.

Whaaaaat?

Pick a topic.

What kind of topic?

Fuuuuuuuck! Just pick a topic!!!

Tennis

Pick a topic

From what?

Bastard!

She already picked the topic, which she duly pointed out after a few more pick a fucking topic questions.

I really really just didn't want to post about tennis.

I don't play.

Well... anymore. I did when I was younger.

Like 28 years younger.

It was ok.

Passable.

Ahhh who the fuck am I kidding. I never really got into it. I'm sure Mum signed us up to get us out of the fucking house.

I just felt really uncomfortable wearing whites.

dorky white shorts and white t shirt with white socks and white tennis shoes.

Old folks would shit themselves as I made my way to the tennis courts. I guess they thought I was some kind of freaking ghost.

I wasn't a sun worshipper when I was younger so it was a case of white on white.

I wasn't even that good.

Oh they had instructors, and competitions.

Fucken hated competitions.

You know it does absolutely *nothing* for your self esteem when you're ten and get beaten by seven year olds.

I managed to figure out a cast iron way of beating them in the end.

Usually it involved the racket slipping out of my hand during a serve and knocking the little fucks right out of the court!

*sigh*

I pity the poor driven bastards.

Of course being the happy underachiever that I am (except for you honey) I was never going to be able to walk in their shoes.

I had no desire to represent my country at the age of nine. No inner flame that burned brightly as I bravely fought each opponent on the court assisting me as I vanquished them and remained triumphant.

Fuck. No.

I'd rather lie in.

Yep. Call me a lazy bastard.

I'm sure it was John McEnroe and all those sweatband wearing fucks that really turned me off tennis too!

I don't know what it is... but the sweatband and wearing white always made me think they were gay.

Proably the sweatband.

Fucking Richard Simmonds.

Not the sweatband fucking him... although he probably would have.

I just mean that it was probably him that put the nail in the coffin of the sweatband.

After him. Anyone and I mean *anyone* - ok anyone male who wore a sweatband was gay.

Maybe that's what it was.

Isn't blogging cathartic?

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
5/1/2006 2:10 am

Those were the days, eh? Bjørn Borg and wooden tennis racquets. And gay sweatbands!

♥♥H♥♥


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/1/2006 3:31 am

I'll watch tennis; US Open, Wimbledon... but I have to say I agree.

I can't get 100% behind a sport that still allows the wearing of sweatbands. They are *definitely* gay. I don't care how "hot" Roger Federer supposedly is.

Sweatbands?

No way.


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 3:57 am

I feel so vindicated now Helga...

Thank you... thank you... thank you!!!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 3:59 am

Does that mean you're supposedly watching Roger Federer?

*sob*

bbbut he wears a headband!!


Seriously_Real 48M

5/1/2006 5:08 am

It's like you go digging in your backyard periodically and unearth some really fucked up shit every now and then....come on, it wasn't the sweatbands. It was the shame you had when you realized you had masturbated most of your adolescence to images of Billie Jean King, only to find out she would be more interest in Lil. ...

--Seriously


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 5:46 am

LOL

Seriously Seriously... I never fancied Billie Jean King.

In fact when I was that age... masturbation wasn't even a word.

and Navratalova was just considered really butch


kyplowboy22 61M

5/1/2006 8:24 am

Rx: Take two aspirins and shoot yourself in the morning.

kpb


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/1/2006 12:11 pm

So I should return the matching sweatbands I got you and LiB for a wedding gift?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 2:44 pm

Better Rx: Read KY's blog and shoot yourself midway

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 2:45 pm

Love you too Daph

Only return them if you don't want to get them for yours 'rewrapped'

LMAO


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/1/2006 4:09 pm

Sweatbands can also be used as restraints and blindfolds.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


bardicman 50M

5/1/2006 4:16 pm

I thought you looked good as a moon worshipper wearing white.

Nice backhand on the back side too.

wink wink.



I am not dead yet


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 4:50 pm

Daph they could be used as freaking seatbelts for all I care.

Sweatbands. Are. Gay.

You can dress them up however you like, but I'm thinking that you're starting to look at your collection and feeling you need to shift the perception pretty damned quick.

Too late my Gay Giant.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 4:51 pm

Everyone worships your moon Bard.

Sorry for slapping, the man poked his tongue out at me.

*cough*


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
5/1/2006 7:09 pm

oooooooh... that was a sweatband?!

I thought it was a fuzzy, over-large, flaccid rubber band that never did any hurtin' when it'd hit it's target

.

Yup. gay-

definitely gay...

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
5/1/2006 7:32 pm

It's bad to want to sleep in? Let's see...sleep, tennis.....sleep, tennis....hard choice that.

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 8:47 pm

It feels good when I realise I'm not the only one who thinks that way.

Thanks Mr P.

and uhhh... speaking of flaccid furry things...

did you realise you had no clothes on?


bulging_boy 49M

5/1/2006 8:48 pm

Exactly Pixie... Exactly.

I was lead to believe that sleeping in was bad and tennis was good.

As if I was ever going to be the Tiger Woods of tennis.

What the fuck was she thinking?


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
5/1/2006 10:48 pm

Isn't blogging cathartic?

ummm sorta, but in your case it seems more like a self induced enema


bulging_boy 49M

5/2/2006 12:01 am

hush SJ and just keep sucking


aascrompn 42M
6444 posts
5/2/2006 10:00 am

Good... now go w/ that.


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
5/2/2006 12:27 pm

Wanker~

You just HAD to got with the flaccid, furry observation, dincha?

Well, at least you were sensitive enough not to go with the equally obvious, "over-large" portion of my Comment.

I probably shouldn't own up to this, but I took to the solace of binge eating when you vanished. Which mightn't've been so bad, if not for that daily case of lager to wash it all down with...

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


bulging_boy 49M

5/2/2006 2:13 pm

You trying to set me up with Mr P Aas?

Cause unless he's buying... I aint goin.


bulging_boy 49M

5/2/2006 2:16 pm

Gee sorry Mr P,

Yeah I figured it would be rude to turn the handle once the knife was in...

besides... I couldn't find it.


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
5/8/2006 6:05 pm

SCORE!

Further proof that cellulite beats kevlar body armour every time!

Now then- what the phook am I buying..?

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


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