I feel really hot!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/28/2005 12:45 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I feel really hot!

I dunno why I have this song running around in my head... but I do... so I figured I'd share it with you guys.

Now normally song lyrics bug the tits off me, but I thought this would be the kind of song that you folks would like... so I felt compelled to share! Cause that's the kind of guy I am!

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care
When you put your legs around me, I get a beaver that's so hard to bear

You give me beaver - when you kiss me, beaver when you hold me tight
beaver - in the the morning, beaver all through the night.

Sun lights up the daytime, your moon lights up my night
I stand up when you call my name, and you know I'm gonna fuck you right?

You give me beaver - when you kiss me, beaver when you hold me tight
beaver - in the the morning, beaver all through the night.

Every woman's got a beaver, that is something you all know
beaver isn't such a new thing, beaver showed up long ago.

Romeo loved Juliet, Juliet she felt the same
When he put his arms around her, he said "Julie baby you're insane"
Thou givest beaver, when we kisseth, beaver with thy flaming youth
beaver - I'm afire, beaver yea I burn forsooth.

Captain Smith and Pocahontas had a very mad affair
When her Daddy tried to kill him, she said "Daddy-O don't you dare"
He licks me beaver - with his kisses, my beaver when he holds me tight
with my beaver - I'm his Missus, Oh daddy won't you treat him right.

Now you've listened to my story, here's the point I have made:
Chicks were born to give you beaver, be it shaven or with a full mane
They give you beaver - when you kiss them, beaver if you live and learn
beaver - till you sizzle, what a lovely way to burn.

CuriousAries67 49F

12/28/2005 5:22 pm

I'm sure Peggy Lee is laughing it up in music heaven.

saddletrampsk 54F

12/28/2005 5:29 pm

Such a lovely Canadian song..

Save a tree, eat a beaver..

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/28/2005 5:40 pm

ROFLMAO..You are something when I figure out what I'll let you know. LOL

slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/28/2005 5:55 pm


I've always loved this song...and I like your version of it too!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/28/2005 6:21 pm

At first, I saw the title of your blog entry and thought I would have to report it as self-promotion and blog area abuse....

Then I read the lyrics and realized there was no concern that you were promoting yourself But now we know what you were doing in bed all day, or night, or whatever it is where you are.

p.s. Here I've been flirting with Trav all this time, and now I find out he has been using your pic for his own self promotion! The bastard!

digdug41 49M

12/28/2005 6:54 pm

that is so true bulge I feel ya

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 8:15 pm

She's probably laying claim now

or laying something...


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/28/2005 8:20 pm

oh oh...my fingers be snappin' ...

what a lovely way to burn....
what a lovely way to burn....

i'm liable to have that song in my head the rest of
the night now...thanks BB!

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/28/2005 10:18 pm

Have you been studying at the Daphne School of Lyrics?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 10:34 pm

I'm gonna save em all saddle!


bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 10:40 pm

Thanks oldman,

I'll just leave the nametag blank for now!


bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 10:41 pm

Thanks Slide!


bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 10:42 pm

LOL Sister

Self promotion me???


With a face like this?

You gotta be kidding!


bulging_boy 49M

12/28/2005 10:43 pm

Hands off Dug!

Hands off


Kimmers777 106F

12/28/2005 10:49 pm

No wonder they made the endangered species list in New Zealand... they must've swam to civilization!

Thank God you can still look at pictures of beavers. Cause it's not likely you'll be meeting one soon!

Hugs darlin!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/28/2005 11:00 pm

Thou givest beaver, when we kisseth, beaver with thy flaming youth

I was doing okay til that line, then I totally lost it.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

tillerbabe 55F

12/28/2005 11:39 pm

I got a beaver for ya....With Teeth! You spaz....love ya!

bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:39 am

LOL nikki,

She's turning alright...

They probably think she's a rotisserie


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:41 am

something to think about goddess!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 1:05 am


Yup Kimmers, they swam to civilisation...

and they have broadband too!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 1:06 am

LOL Daph

was it the kisseth or the flaming youth?

bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 1:07 am


Thanks Tills!

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/29/2005 3:38 am

I should have known I could rely on your for a smile. Thanks. I needed this today.


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

bardicman 50M

12/29/2005 8:05 am

ROFL !!!

Next Stop..

Dr Demento !!!!

I am not dead yet

bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:18 pm

Sweet! And now that you have Helga...

Can I put my pants back on??


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:20 pm

Geeez tigger...

I don't know if *any* songs have been endorsed by the gang.

Do they really self combust?

I'm bloody nervous now... let me tell you!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:22 pm

Ok Bard Ok!!

I'll visit your bloody blog!

Geez... You've only had it a day!


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 12:27 pm

Studying wahine??


You got to be kidding.


bulging_boy 49M

12/29/2005 1:27 pm

hey sexy,

Apparently there's some dispute about the lyrics.

There are some opinions that the words are actually Fever...


wife4stranger 57F

12/29/2005 6:22 pm

Oh my......this is so perfect. Honest to God, it is now my theme song. You see, are you ready??? I live beside Beaver Lake.....I really, truly do....

bulging_boy 49M

12/30/2005 12:15 am

oh god!

I wanna live there wife!



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