I'm on the fence  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
5/23/2006 5:51 am

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6/2/2006 4:56 pm

I'm on the fence


Ok.

I'm considering something.

A post.

Not just any post.

This could be *my* post.

The post that bares my deepest, darkest secret.

A shame that I have held tightly for many years now.

A secret that makes me cringe and laugh at the same time.

Picture that.

Do you think of Egor?

I do.

So, here I am... unsure. Not quite ready to just jump in.

I mean. Hell! I have literally filled my blog with shite and you've remained loyal...

But I'm wondering if it's because I'm your special needs friend.

'Hey... I've got a pet spakker'


My fear is that noone will talk to me again.

Without laughing at me.

and that's laughing with a CAPITAL L.

I just don't know if I'm ready for that.

Or am I?

Sometimes I just get in one of those moods where the humour is worth more than the embarrassment.

Does that give you some scale of the humour?

Part of me says do it.

The other part says I'll never work in this town again if I do.

LOL

If you think I'm asking you lot for your opinion... you must be fucking nuts.

I know *exactly* what you'll say.

Vultures.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/23/2006 8:38 am

"My fear is that noone will talk to me again.

Without laughing at me."

You've seen us on cam, we are ALWAYS laughing at you. Why should we change now?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/23/2006 9:26 am

Whatever it is, I'm gonna SO love it.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


HBowt2 58F

5/23/2006 9:34 am

ah go on...you know you want to.....


Peche85 31F

5/23/2006 12:39 pm

How about we all start laughing now, then you won't know if we are laughing at you or not


Peche85 31F

5/23/2006 12:42 pm

Oh yeah I was born in Scotland, lived in Fort William.

This guy emailed me a couple of weeks ago saying he had been to Scotland and that everyone in Fort William are rude lol.

He didn't even know I was from there


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 3:14 pm

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    "My fear is that noone will talk to me again.

    Without laughing at me."

    You've seen us on cam, we are ALWAYS laughing at you. Why should we change now?
This is true Daph,

I guess my real fear is that you know when you tell a joke that you think is sooo fucking funny.

Only to have everyone stare at you in total disbelief


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 3:15 pm

Wahine,

God I hope so...

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 3:17 pm

    Quoting HBowt2:
    ah go on...you know you want to.....
This is kinda true...

It's also kinda true that I don't as well

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 3:18 pm

    Quoting Peche85:
    How about we all start laughing now, then you won't know if we are laughing at you or not
I love people who can think outside the square Peche,

unfortunately, you just gave the game plan away.

Now I'm gonna know.


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 3:20 pm

    Quoting Peche85:
    Oh yeah I was born in Scotland, lived in Fort William.

    This guy emailed me a couple of weeks ago saying he had been to Scotland and that everyone in Fort William are rude lol.

    He didn't even know I was from there
Well I hope you were rude to him then.

It'd be a shame to disappoint him.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/23/2006 4:52 pm

Oh no!

*covers her eyes and hides*

I really hope it's something I already know.

A


bulging_boy 49M

5/23/2006 5:25 pm

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    Oh no!

    *covers her eyes and hides*

    I really hope it's something I already know.

    A
Baby,

I can pretty much guarantee that *noone* knows about this.

Well... I fucking hope not.


impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
5/23/2006 6:46 pm

**turning blue...waiting with bated breath**

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


digdug41 49M

5/23/2006 6:54 pm

oh man bulge daphne gotcha right off the bat, In the words of digital underground "Do whatcha like." write whatcha like

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_goddess1946 105F
13518 posts
5/23/2006 9:16 pm

Blogland...???
Not talk back???
You gotta be kidding!!!


Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


bulging_boy 49M

5/24/2006 5:38 am

    Quoting impish_pixie:
    **turning blue...waiting with bated breath**
Pixie,

If you knew what it was... you wouldn't be so freaking eager.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

5/24/2006 5:40 am

    Quoting digdug41:
    oh man bulge daphne gotcha right off the bat, In the words of digital underground "Do whatcha like." write whatcha like
I hear ya Dig, I hear ya...

but man... it's big.


bulging_boy 49M

5/24/2006 5:41 am

    Quoting rm_goddess1946:
    Blogland...???
    Not talk back???
    You gotta be kidding!!!
True Goddess,

Exactly the reason why I wasn't asking anyone.

They'd all be 'oooh tell me tell me' then look at me like I just fucked their cat.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
5/24/2006 11:12 am

We're not going to let this fall by the wayside, just want you to know that.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bulging_boy 49M

5/24/2006 2:26 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    We're not going to let this fall by the wayside, just want you to know that.
*flicks bullshit switch*

Thanks Wahine, I appreciate you keeping me honest.


boydcounty 67M

5/25/2006 4:46 am

I think everyone already knows about that encounter twixt you Trav. After all, the video is one of the most pirated of all time online.

-boydcounty-


bulging_boy 49M

5/25/2006 5:39 am

    Quoting boydcounty:
    I think everyone already knows about that encounter twixt you Trav. After all, the video is one of the most pirated of all time online.
Pirated???

What the fuck? And all this time I'd figured he was ripping me off.

Oh god. Not another apology fuck. I hate doing him in the ass. He doesn't wipe properly.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/2/2006 9:01 am

<---restraining self, still.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bulging_boy 49M

6/2/2006 4:56 pm

Still?

I thought corsets and bustierres' went out in the 20's


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