I'm a dick!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/11/2005 3:13 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

I'm a dick!


OK!

I'm officially a spakker!

Sorry for upsetting you guys. I was only suggesting a possible outcome... and to be honest... the response was not one I had expected. At all!

See the thing with me, is that I really don't like to see anyone hurt. Well... i'll qualify that by saying anyone I care about.

So when I was under the impression that I had hurt my dear friend, and that my apology hadn't been accepted... I figured that I couldn't stay.

Turns out, it wasn't needed, and I had misinterpreted the response. Such is the 'fkn bloodless medium' as she so delicately put it.

But that is me! A spakker to rule all spakkers. Despite how much enjoyment I get here, and despite how much you all like reading my stuff (freaks!) the internal pain I felt at having upset one of my friends was too much.

Anyway. The outcome of the post is that she told me I was a dick for thinking that, and everything is cool again.

All of you, who come in and read my rabble... who take the time to comment... those of you who kicked my arse and told me to stay, and those of you who just thought it...

You have truly humbled me.

I honestly thought I could just slip on outta here without anyone noticing or even really caring.

Turns out I'm a double spakker.

So thanks! Absolutely. Unequivocally. Unresevedly.

You people here in this place really are the best.

You are obviously all brain damaged and deeply disturbed... but you are all The Best!

And SJ?

{=}

Thanks you spak!

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/11/2005 8:14 pm

Glad to see you've come to your senses, Captain Spak.

Welcome back, handsome... *smooch*

(Even though you never left... I'll take any reason I can get to give you a smooch)

XOXO

-A


wife4stranger 57F

12/11/2005 8:36 pm


You do know how to win a girl's heart....brain damaged and deeply disturbed, I'm so touched.


tillerbabe 55F

12/11/2005 10:42 pm

I'm confused....again "A dime behind". I go away for 24 hours to work, and all HELL breaks loose!


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/11/2005 10:45 pm

Thanks for the update!

My sister and I were able to cash in the plane tickets right in the nick of time before we could not have returned them. Now that we know you don't need the sympathy fuck and all.

Whewww....saved us a lonnnngggg trip for nuthin' -- You truly are a saint!


slidein2meplz 61F
1994 posts
12/11/2005 11:46 pm

ditto... cuz I'm brain dead and can't think of anything else to say. Oh..except.. BLOG ON DUDE!

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~


bardicman 50M

12/12/2005 1:48 am

Sisters... I was thinking the same thing.. Only problem is I couldn't cancel my ticket. I got one of those cheap rate/cut rate tickets from pityfuckaspakker.org . Looks like I am going to have to go anyway since I can't get my money baaaa aaa aaaa aaaa ack.

Bulge you are such a spakker. thats why we love you..
Ok, really we love you because of shit like this.. You were beating yourself up bad because you "thought" you had really hurt someone close to you. I wish there were several million more people like you in the world..

Tmo sya's hi too ay spkaker



I am not dead yet


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:13 am

Woooohoooo Blonde!

You do that, and I'm gonna leave and come back more than DT, 5er and Trav put together!

LOL

Now about those smooches?


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:15 am

Hey wife!

Call me an opportunistic lowlife, but I figured if you were braindamaged *and* deeply disturbed...

I could cop a feel without you noticing.

Looks like I was wrong!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:15 am

Katey,

It sure does.

Looks like I'm the dip!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:16 am

Glad you came Wetty!

your wierdness is...

well...

just wierd really!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:19 am

Yeah ok nikki!

I know better now!

Fucks sake... it's like the freaking Hotel California here!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:19 am

That's what you get for working tiller.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:21 am

Jesus Keeeee Rist Sister!

I'll be the judge as to whether I need a sympathy fuck or not!

LOOK

<<< Brave face! Brave face!

That's all... come back... come back...

*sob*


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:23 am

Thanks Slide,

Putting Blogging back into gear again, and brain into reverse!

Should be some good stuff coming out shortly

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 3:25 am

Bard,

I love you too mate!

But... I have to say that when you look at me like that I get a little nervous.

Can you take my dick out of your mouth now?

Please?

Honestly! There's *nothing* left. I swear!

LOL


KC_JJ 53M

12/12/2005 3:39 am

In my quite lame attempt to now try to stay intouch with these "top blogs" I can honestly say that have no idea what you speak (or is that spakk?) of here.

I can give you this tidbit of cross cultural exchange info though.

I think here in the USA you might instead be known as a "spackler". And to be more specific a "spackler of the ceiling variety".

Is the term "spackle" a known one in Kiwiville?

Relates in building/construction terms to the white colored hole filler sometimes called "caulk".

Which sounds like "cock"

And uh ...well there you essentially have it all in a nutshell.

KC_JJ

PS. As I'm sure you've well figured I have no clue what I'm taloking about here.

MMM [ MMM


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
12/12/2005 4:25 am

Another one tries to flee the crime scene, only to be dragged back in by the establishment. All is right in the world.


DTduzDallas 50F

12/12/2005 6:28 am

I missed the whole thing obviously, but glad you're staying. After all, we can never have enough dicks on this site.


AlbertPrince 57M

12/12/2005 6:31 am

Fuck-wit. Like you thought no-one would give a shit!


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/12/2005 9:43 am

If I came back does that still make me a stranger? Okay, I'll admit to being strange, but it's the freckles that make me that way. Ask Trav, he'll explain!

Just added you to My Watched Blogs... don't make me regret it!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:45 pm

Hey KC,

Being on the front... I still don't think makes me one of the top blogs. But thanks!

Yeah caulk and caulking exists here in Kiwiland... but Spackler is a new one!

If you wander back... not too far... there is a little translation post that should help you with the word spakker.


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:47 pm

LOL 2x

But I wasn't screaming was I?

It all seems like such a blur!

Was I screaming? Was I?


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:49 pm

DT,

I am now a dick the size of which would dwarf methodman!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:50 pm

You know Albert?

I really did.


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:52 pm

Helga,

Noone is a stranger here. I mean... noone is a stranger than me!

LOL

Oh God... the pressure... on your watched lists?

OK... you are obviously insane which means I shouldn't have to worry too much!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 12:54 pm

LOL Katey!

I bet you I like bare arse dances more than you like bulging boy dip

LOL

Uhhh... I'm talking female bare arse dancing before any of you guys get any ideas


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 1:43 pm

Okay Kiwi. You have now been added to the ranks of being a DORK!

albeit a loveable one, ya spakker.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 2:14 pm

Just checking in again to make sure you haven't changed your mind again.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 2:19 pm

Oh yeah, they always say that women can't make up their minds about stuff. I think this just goes to show...you are WAY too in touch with your feminine side.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


KC_JJ 53M

12/12/2005 2:21 pm

Hey again Bulging!

I think I may have actually turned that one up on Google my searching on

kiwi slang spakker

try it and you'll come up as the #1 URL in the universe for this

you're officially #1 at something!

my favorite "strain" phrase is "hittin' the turps" (getting drunk for those unfamiliar with OZ slango)

Can Auzzie slang be appropiately used with Kiwi's?

I do have a good reference on that somewhere.

KC_JJ

PS. For some reason yuour blog is also #2 on the list of blogs that other people like who also like my blog. like like like......

MMM [ MMM


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 2:21 pm

BTW, did I tell you I love you?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


KC_JJ 53M

12/12/2005 2:22 pm

ps2. If you ever accidentally get some caulk in your mouth be careful about the terms you use when discussing it with others. They might get the wrong idea!

MMM [ MMM


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:05 pm

wooohooo!

I'm a albatross lovely spakker dork!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:07 pm

No Daph,

I'm still staying... I think?

Best check back!

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/12/2005 6:09 pm

So Santa Bulgey iz back!!!!!!






~^~ *Y* @!@ (Y)
o-o {=} ;!; >>!
...\8 \8b =8b /8b
\8 =8 /8 ?*


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:11 pm

But Daph!

I have nipples!

I have NIPPLES!!

I *love* my feminine side


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/12/2005 6:14 pm

Emmmmm-oh shit-well that was experimental!!!
But the top group is very emotional about your return-well u didn't leave-anyway -I'd like to give you a booby hug for stayin!
T

That bottom group is just out of it!


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:17 pm

Hey again KC,

wow!

actually it's the *only* result for that!

LOL

Don't you worry tho... I'm number one for a lot of things...

I just wish they were positive

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:17 pm

Daphne...

No


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:20 pm

KC,

Thanks for the tip mate.

Uhhh... that's as in advice... not as in the tip...

given that with your accent caulk sounds like cock.

Here, caulk sounds like caughk


bulging_boy 49M

12/12/2005 6:28 pm

Hey Terrie,

I'm all for booby hugs!

Now I'm gonna have to find out who the top and bottom groups are


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 7:02 pm

Ya boob, of course I love you.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


digdug41 49M

12/12/2005 8:04 pm

I'm glad your not bouncing kist getting to know you bb cya around

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


online69n 51F

12/12/2005 8:15 pm

you call yourself a dick
and I'm guessing that you have a dick
so that makes you a dick with a dick
in that case you are a double headed dick
and
so I'm happy you stayed


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 8:24 pm

Laugh...the whole google kiwi slang spakker is too funny. It's amazing what you can be known by on the internet!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 9:19 pm

Ooo...Online, I like your way of thinking. You know, he could actually be called a double headed dickhead.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


DeepRiverDreamin 47F
46 posts
12/13/2005 1:14 am

Well, glad you are sticking around Bulge. Now, about Luke and that clit ...


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 1:51 am

awwww daph!

Thanks sweetie!

I love you to!


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 1:54 am

Hey Dug,

Thanks man! Took me a while to realise that wasn't some americanism... but a typo.


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 1:57 am

Thanks Online
Thanks Online

From both of us
From both of us

FFS Shut up
FFS Shut up

Oh god sorry
Oh god sorry

*sheesh*
*sheesh*

*smack*
*ouch*
*ouch*


/8


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 2:04 am

LOL yeah Daph,

I was amazed to be the only spakker reference

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 2:08 am

Could Daph?

I have a feeling the odds are going to be greater than that now!

LOL


Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/13/2005 9:42 am

Uh....being kinda new here, and not knowing you all that well yet......like, um, how long do you milk this sympathy jag for?

Now, get to work, son; post something funny before we all take you off our "watched blogs" lists! lol!

Really, REALLY happy you're staying.


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/13/2005 11:02 am

FUCK ... I'm a triple spakker then for being four days late realizing all this ... sorry

You have my email anytime you ever need it kiwi dude

Sorry I got side tracked with the Bloggy World X-Mas party at your place. I'll get something fun moving by this weekend so get the slip and slide ready. Hitch your sheep up to your sleigh Santa Bulge so you can go pick up our friends for the party. How about we start the evening with the baby oil wrestling.

Now do as the Sisters commanded and post something funny to entertain us ya monkey ... Actually post whatever you want I'll read it even if I'm late all the time


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/13/2005 11:06 am

    Quoting DeepRiverDreamin:
    Well, glad you are sticking around Bulge. Now, about Luke and that clit ...
I have a clit?

I'm not sure whether to be happy or worried

I'm confused and horny all at once


S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
.
~Dante~


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:38 am

LOL Terrie,

I missed your first comment.

You certainly went through the full range of emotions didn't you?

Sorry about that


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:40 am

Hey Dreamin,

Well... it's like this!

See... no... closer... Luke has a really...

closer!


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:41 am

Hey Foxy!

Thanks for caring!


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:47 am

Hey Sister,

Actually I wasn't planning on milking this at all. I have an unfinished post which was meant to go up yesterday...

Damned real life getting in the way!

*sheesh*


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:50 am

Hey Sil,

Steal away. I use that term alot too!


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:51 am

LOL Luke!

FFS Man!

I got the streamers and the lights and the punch and the...

well... everything really

I think!

woohooooo... Party ON!


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 11:55 am

It was my reply to you in a previous post Luke!

Dreamin caught on to it

Looks like she aint gonna let go!

LOL


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/13/2005 2:39 pm

Emmm so you now speak with the big head and the little head-hmmmm-I mean mmmmm!!!!!
Let's partay!!!!! T






rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/13/2005 5:38 pm

i dont recall saying you were a dick...i might have mentioned your dick...as i so often do when we converse...but i dont think i called you a dick

Dick, no dick...doesnt matter, I love yer guts


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 7:05 pm

Yup Terrie,

I have my very own ventriloquists dummy!

well... more of a sock puppet really!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 7:06 pm

SJ!!!



I love yer guts too!

so... I may have been paraphrasing. It's called poetic license


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/13/2005 7:57 pm

So how do you make him go up and down and around and around-lol?
T
Ohhh Weee Ohhhh
We wanna know!





bulging_boy 49M

12/13/2005 10:58 pm

ummm I dunno Terrie,

he just does that by himself


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/14/2005 3:27 am

Spakker.
Hi im Shiela and Im a spakkaholic...

Ure such a loveable goofball xo

Its good to be...ME


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 11:43 am

Barbs,

Don't make me go all zombie on yer arse!

LOL

Your such a loveable... umm... what's the opposite of goofball?


bulging_boy 49M

12/14/2005 9:50 pm

LOL

Trav... You can be the Obi Wan of Spakkers!!

LOL

You are the spakker spakker smakker.

LOL


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