Have you been naughty?  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/8/2005 5:53 pm

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Have you been naughty?

Every year... around this time...

Kids get to be traumatised by the man in red.

Not Santa... I'm talking about the stand-ins, the decoy santas that hang around the malls getting young kids to sit on their knee and to tell him their present wants.

Only to say... No problem. It'll be there come Chistmas morning. If it's gone? It'll be because Mum and Dad have sold it to pay for their drug habit!

Where upon... sly fake Santa gives Mum the wink to say... All good. He/She thinks they're getting a roll of toilet paper. If you can do better than that? You're a hero!

So now it's your turn.

Your turn to come sit on Santa's knee!

Your turn to leave crying saying Santa stabbded me in the back wiff somefing an he grabbeded my bottom

So come one! Come all...

Come sit on SantaBulge's knee and tell me what you want for Christmas.

Sweetest_Sin_Jes 36F

12/8/2005 6:30 pm

I run across the room and jump on ol' Santa Bulging's lap facing him. I am in my sexiest bra and panty set. I rub my body against his all the while feeling his little "elf" growing taller in his pants. With my lips only inches away from his, I whisper,

"All I want for Christmas is you sheep boy - baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"!



saddletrampsk 54F

12/8/2005 8:10 pm

Santa..I have been such a bad, bad, bad girl..so naughty this year..do you think I could have something to cover my left breast with? It's fucking cold in Canada

MisterPriapus 57M
6980 posts
12/8/2005 8:35 pm

Ummmm,yeah... Mistah Santy-Bulge?

I don' want nuttin' for me, all I want is world peace, an' an end to hunger, an' all th' poor kids get good toys.

Hah! I gotcha, Mistah Santy-Bulge!

I want cash money an' gobs of it, hot chicks, an' cool cars! Oh yeah, an' give all the wankers what gimme a hard time cooties, too!

Oh yeah... think ya could speed up me growin' some hair on my tingly bits, too, please?



Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.

And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!



barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
12/8/2005 9:07 pm

I want a 3-drawer credenza stuffed with midget cabana boys.

Its good to be...ME

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/8/2005 9:41 pm

See! I'm not the ONLY one!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

XesSex03 50M/49F

12/8/2005 9:45 pm

**HORRIFIED** They're not real Santas??? That's just mean, man. I'm telling mom.

Mr. Xes

rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/8/2005 10:13 pm

Dear Santa...
I want it all {=}
Love, Goddess 1946

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/8/2005 11:21 pm

Can I have a plow for all this DAMN SNOW? And not a kyplow either, unless he has a shovel.

AlbertPrince 58M

12/9/2005 12:00 am

bulge, take a look at phew, you might just be wrong!

safereturns 47F

12/9/2005 3:30 am

Dear Santy Claws,

I've been good!

I'd like a DP with my baby brother and The Cop.

I want them both coming down my chimney.

And a puppy!


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/9/2005 3:45 am

***in my best breathless Marilyn voice***

Santa baby,
slip a Kiwi under the tree..
for me.
I've been an awful good girl
Santa baby
and hurry down the chimney tonight...



bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 5:15 am

Dear Santa.. I would really like you to take you penis from my rectum.

I am not dead yet

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
12/9/2005 6:05 am

I want the same thing Barbie wants...but make mine a giant 3-drawer credenza filled with full size men.

I know how cruel you people can be to those of us who date short men

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

12/9/2005 10:04 am

I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (with a compass in the stock!) Oh? That's not Wahl's new model vibrator? I'll get back to you on that.

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
12/9/2005 3:26 pm

Dear Santa...In spite of what everyone might tell you, I have been a very, very good girl this year. Definitions and perceptions are so important you know. It wasn't really my fault when all those...umm..incidents happened. And I didn't really mean to bite that guys d....oh nevermind. Who knew he was so sensitive? Right??? Anyway Santa, I'm not asking for much - just that all my dreams and wishes come true. BTW...Maggie asked me to convey to you that she'd like a nice warm sheepskin to sleep on when she's been barred from my room - and some really nice bones to knaw on too. That's not to much, right Santa?

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

bardicman 50M

12/9/2005 5:57 pm

Damn kiwi you sure bring out the "best" in some people.

I am not dead yet

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/9/2005 5:57 pm

Damn kiwi you sure bring out the "best" in some people

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

12/9/2005 6:02 pm

im not telling

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/9/2005 6:54 pm

Since I'm 5'9", can I have a few round trip airfare coupons to borrow SJ's men in her giant credenza?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

tillerbabe 56F

12/9/2005 10:44 pm

Santa... what is that hard thing in your pants?????? A carrot for he reindeer?

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
12/10/2005 2:19 am

I know one thing for damn sure. I ain't sittin' on SantaBulge's lap because I know I'll be getting something I ain't wanting like poor Bardicman.

Would you please take your penis out of his rectum already.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

12/10/2005 2:39 am


It's gonna be a white Christmas down here now!


bulging_boy 49M

12/10/2005 2:40 am

ok nikki,

I haven't so I will.


bulging_boy 49M

12/10/2005 2:41 am

sure saddle!


Use my mouth!


bulging_boy 49M

12/10/2005 2:42 am

Mr P,

Sounds fair enough to me.

Merry Christmas!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/10/2005 8:23 am

The winning lottery numbers would be nice Santa BULGE. Can ya do that, huh? Can ya?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/10/2005 8:27 am

SANTABULGE, how about you pick the gang up on your sleigh so we can all spend Christmas together? That's what I really want.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/10/2005 8:31 am

SANTA BULGE, oh a nice big hard drive would be nice too.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
12/10/2005 9:54 am

Okay SantaBulge darling-I really did do all those things but I thought you gave me the option- naughty or nice-so I chose!!!Now I did almost all I could of the first one cause I thought I had a choice so you should be quite good to me because you didn't explain I had only to be nice-but I was nice while I was being naughty-does that count???
ANd I really really do love you SantaBulgey-I promise to prove it!

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/11/2005 10:28 am

SANTA BULGE, how about a new keyboard? Mine is wearing out from all the commenting.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/11/2005 10:31 am

SANTA BULGE, it's a good thing you are sitting down. I mean you have to be tired with all that ladder climbing you've been doing. Looks like you cleared another rung.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/11/2005 10:34 am

SANTA BULGE, this one isn't for me, it's for travelingintexas since he's scared to sit on your lap after what happened to Bardicman. Could you possibly send that boy a date?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/11/2005 10:37 am

gallon of milk
loaf of bread
Stove Top Stuffing
dog food
toilet paper

Ooops, sorry SANTA BULGE, wrong list.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/12/2005 9:22 pm

Hey Santa, do you think you could send Luke someplace where it's sunny? He's looking a bit jaundiced.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

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