Happy Birthday Gene Pool  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/7/2005 3:25 am

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Happy Birthday Gene Pool

I hate spam.

Well not really... it's one of the things we do. Not making it... stopping it.

The thing I hate about it, is the relentless changes the spam authors make in order to get it past our filters.

V | @gr a

c*Ia Li $

You fucking scab lifters. Do you think if you tried legitimate means to peddle shite it wouldn't have got to the epidemic proportions it has now?

You greedy gerbil shitters. How much do you *actually* make if someone buys a pill from a site you recommend?

What about the winner topic of penis growth.

Fucking hell. I make do with my meager member. Sure... Sometimes I wish it would make old King Kong cry with shame, but what the hell? I'm not going to lose sleep over it.

Well... not anymore. I think that's the reason I've been sooooo goddam tired. It's finally caught up with me.

Despite that... I'm not going to waste my time responding to the shit that would normally flood my inbox.

Who the fuck does? Really? Does anyone? I know that some people do.

If spam wasn't effective, it would have died. It's cheap, and there are a lot of businesses out there that wouldn't know what security was and why they need it. Until they see their internet bill and find out they're responsible for the last mass mailout of 1 million dick enlargement offers.

I would love to see them, the faceless munters that give spammers hope. The one in a million that make it worthwhile for them. Stand up you dicks. What? Not real Viagra? Just asprin painted blue?

Oh dear... so sorry. Never mind. I'm sure the internet only offer was pretty good anyway. Just hope those credit card details were secure.

Checked your statement lately? No? Best run along now. Go on Forrest... run. Your statement's gonna be like a box of chocolates now. You don't know what you're gonna get (billed for).

I may send a mass mailer out.

Guaranteed sexual high. Sex with an operating blender has been proven to increase sex drive and the length and girth of your penis. Your partner will thank you for your efforts and you will never be without sex again.

Simply turn on and as many as 4 or 5 good thrusts per day will see your penis swell up in size.

For even greater results try our new member mincer.

Anyone dumb enough to fall for that crap deserves not to breed. My gift to humanity. That's what I'll call it.

Move aside Ghandi... I feel a Nobel award coming my way.

Just hope it aint by email. I'm *still* waiting for my degree!

Efilnikufecin69 47M

11/7/2005 5:17 am

Too funny Bulge!

madkitten 53F
291 posts
11/7/2005 5:42 am

The effective way I deal with spam, is called the delete button, I also changed my email addy to an animal, its funny but no one wants to offer a panda viagra.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

11/7/2005 6:37 am

I hate junk mail just as bad as anyone else...and it REALLY pisses me off when they send ME Viagra ads....I don't have that part and so I REALLY DON'T need it...

Thanks for posting this...

HUGS~~~MANDY goddessofbitches

Always The Bitch

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/7/2005 7:27 am

Laugh, even I get the "enlarge your penis now" spam. It might work, if I actually had a penis.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

saddletrampsk 54F

11/7/2005 7:42 am

Imagine my disgust with my inbox full of offers to make my penis increase in size..and I don't have one..dammit

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:36 am

Glad it tickled you E

Thanks for stopping in

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:41 am

Hiya kitten,

We stop over 1 million a day! Looking at the stats and this one made me sit up... we have one client who gets over 40,000 spam emails a day... a *day* and they only have 10 people there.

Something tells me they'll get tired of pressing delete

You know they don't care don'tcha... once they get an address... how they get an address...

It's just another opportunity to make a buck.

Give yourself time, you'll be surprised when the crap starts coming through again.


bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:44 am

Woooo Godess,


a) For gracing my post


b) For the hug

Godess of bitches? Not after that you aint

I know what you mean about the Viagra ads. Hell... even I used to get them.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 10:21 am


I wonder if you take them anyway... the next time you uhhh... you know... ummm...

Do it!

Whether it wouldn't be aborbed into the pecker

Whatcha doin later?

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 10:23 am

Yeah saddle,


It's not like they have offers to make vaginas bigger now is there!

C'mon now... don't tell me you don't have the penises of your ex flames? Shite... I nearly lost *mine* to my ex.

I'm just lucky she couldn't get a grip

AlbertPrince 57M

11/7/2005 1:14 pm

I respond to every one of them. I now have a 27 inch penis that stays hard for 18 months at a time. I get fucked by 430 lonely housewives in my area every night and have 1962 rolex watches.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 2:42 pm

Holy Shit Prince!

I thought it was all fake. Maybe I should as well.


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/7/2005 6:10 pm

Guess where Al wears all those watches...it's not like his arms are THAT long.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 6:47 pm


I bet they're all self winding too!

bulging_boy 49M

11/7/2005 9:28 pm

ewwwwww nikki,

That must steeeeiink in the summer


rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
11/7/2005 11:19 pm

The least those spam fuckwits could do is put some nudie pictures in with their crap. Then I wouldn't mind so much.

Would it fucking kill them to add a cartoon or something funny.

Or maybe the bastards could at least add a daily affirmation or something nice.

Would it kill them to say I look pretty today. The uncaring sumbitches.

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 12:37 am

yeah Luke, that's why I started the company.

It was really starting to get me down when all they could say was 'you have a small dick'

Between them and my ex... and that cat...

I just couldn't take it no more


AlbertPrince 57M

11/8/2005 2:06 am

Have you got the time on yer, cock?

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 4:39 am

Funnily enough yes!

Which country would you like?


I don't have the time on mine, but usually a couple of hands.


If only they were someone elses

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
11/8/2005 12:03 pm

Hey Bulge, if you got some of that penis lengthener maybe yours would eventually reach from NZ to NM

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

bulging_boy 49M

11/8/2005 12:36 pm

Tell you what Daphne, you come over here one way

and we can work on your return voyage

like some crazy magic elevator ride.

You'll need to steer tho... once it gets extended *that* far... it's pretty hard to tell where it's going

1023 posts
11/10/2005 7:02 am

Whew! and I thought this post was about some happy birthady request comment that some how got spammed to everyone... Sorry, everybody... sticky keyboard and all. Im so embarrassed...

bulging_boy 49M

11/10/2005 3:14 pm


Don't be sorry mate! We all suffer from 'sticky keyboard' here!

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