Hair today, gone tomorrow  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
5/3/2006 3:51 am

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5/6/2006 4:28 pm

Hair today, gone tomorrow

I'm gonna get a haircut tomorrow.

Not that I really need one.

at the moment.

But soon... I will.

and when I do. I really do.

Not sure why, but it's almost as if my head stops growing the hair on the outside and grows it inside, then on some magic day pushes the whole fucking lot out.

so I go from not needing a haircut to needing a haircut last week overnight.

What the fuck is with that?

Hey who parked the wookie on your head?

fuck off!

Sometimes I still wonder where hair comes from. It's like this weirdly magical stuff that just appears from nowhere. Other than your head.

I blame string for my confusion.

Ever seen those balls of string they put in boxes? That's the concept I have of hair. Like your head is full of it and it just seeps out.

I wonder sometimes.

How the hell do I get to where I am in life and then have these fucking crackhead thoughts.

So hair.



I'm quite excited.

But not really.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
5/3/2006 5:00 am

Ooh I love going to my stylist and get a trim! When I get out of the salon, it feels oh so refreshing and I feel brand new. Love being a girl

Seriously_Real 48M

5/3/2006 5:53 am

You know, Bulge, that My Sweetie sexydisaster30 is a hair stylist. I can promise you that you'd look forward to a cut by her, though she doesn't do men's hair (there was an "incident" with a guy in the salon under the smock, cops were called, blah blah)....She also can answer your questions about the Wookie....just a thought....since, you know, your angst was so post-worthy...


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
5/3/2006 7:06 am

I've had a dream before. Loose hair kind of fluttering around, you pick it up to pull it off and it just keeps getting longer and longer. As you watch in the mirror your other hair gets shorter and eventually you have one long hair in a pile on the floor.

Sounds kinda like your string in a box theory.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/3/2006 11:23 am

When I was a kid (oh shut UP) there was a doll on the market called Tressy. Sort of Barbie-like, only sluttier. She had normal hair, only with a ponytail. If you pushed a button on her stomach (which looked like a naval with elephantitis) and pulled the ponytail, it would "grow." Conversely, you could stick a key thing into her back and wind it back in.

So in case you wonder why middle-aged American women are a little odd...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
5/3/2006 1:42 pm

Ahhhh-it's good to know they have moved Trav to a different cell finally.(So that's where he's been-jail-lol!)
Emmm-sometimes I think about hair like we hve these "mops" on our head-and why do we associate this with attractiveness. Wonder what ants think of each other and do they have some sort Of "hair"???

bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:16 pm

Hey Sassy,

We guys love girls being girls. Thats one of the advantages of being a guy!


bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:17 pm

It's ok Seriously,

We all know it was you.

So how did you win her heart after soiling the smock?

bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:18 pm

Yup Daph,

Must be a fairly universal theory.

Fucked if I know. I'm still trying to work out how the sun gets from one side of the sky to the other every day. I never see it sneaking back.

bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:19 pm

still stuck at the kid bit Wahine.

Who stuck a key in your back?

bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:20 pm

In case Trav?

Ok. I'll hunt them out and get yer number.

Then you can tell me about the dog shitting on your foot again.


bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 4:21 pm

LOL Candy,

That explains a *lot*

Probably cell number 69

impish_pixie 54F
6867 posts
5/3/2006 4:49 pm

and how does "hair" know what part of your body it's on?'s different hair everywhere...something for you to research Bulgy...

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

bulging_boy 49M

5/3/2006 5:23 pm

Thanks Pixie,

Actually I'm sporting an afro on my arm.


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
5/3/2006 7:10 pm

    Quoting EyeCandy33333:
    Ahhhh-it's good to know they have moved Trav to a different cell finally.(So that's where he's been-jail-lol!)
    Emmm-sometimes I think about hair like we hve these "mops" on our head-and why do we associate this with attractiveness. Wonder what ants think of each other and do they have some sort Of "hair"???

eyecandy33333 eyecandy:

We love you , but you need to step away from the tanning bed with your hands up! I repeat. Move slowly awaaaay from the bed. This is for your own protection... and for that of your ass.

*Throws blanket around Eyecandy's shoulders and leads her over to the ambulance which is waiting to take her to Over-tanned Ass ICU*


(Princess Lips)

5/3/2006 10:48 pm

why does hair always look good on the day you go to get it cut?


barbiebunny 36F
5597 posts
5/3/2006 11:51 pm

LOLOL Vintage Bulgie!!!

Its good to be...ME

mm0206 69F
7767 posts
5/4/2006 12:49 am

I guess I have to apologize...

first time visitor...
no please dont get up ...

just wanted you to know I laughed ....a lot!

that is dangerous...

take care...m.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:29 am

Awww babe,

Always on the lookout for tanners in need.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:29 am

Hey bbw,

I started to look into it, then realised I didn't actually give a fuck.

Oh well.


bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:30 am

Hey Princess,

It's only fucking with ya, in the same way any pains you have will hide when you go to the doctor.

As soon as you move outside the 'salon zone' your hair will freak the fuck out again.

bastard hair.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:32 am

Jesus Barb,

Did you just call me old and smelly?

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:38 am

Hey mm!

No it's ok... I've already wet myself so I kinda have to get up anyway.

I'm kinda glad you enjoyed it but now I'm freaking out that you may be some kind of explosive that goes off when you laugh.

Peche85 31F

5/4/2006 5:14 am

I don't like getting my hair cut Once I asked for it just BELOW shoulder length and when she had finished it was way shorter than shoulder length! BITCH! Made me stay away from the hairdresser for over 2 years! And definately not back to her!

I think I would like it if I could afford to go to a proper salon and tell them to colour and cut it so it suits me. But for now its just off to Just Cuts for a $20 cut lol.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 5:37 am

I love how they upped their prices once they had enough people going to them.


I dunno why I bother.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
5/4/2006 6:49 am

Peche85-I know what u mean-I am very upfront about a "trim" for my hair-I got a version once like that and did the same thing.Now I tell them first thing-plz don't cut much-or I won't come back-and I do watch.
I have been getting a "mystic tan" lately-so no tanning bed for a while.You get sprayed all over-no spots -it's kewl.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 7:43 am

Jeez Candy,

I dunno if I'd let anyone spray me.

I'd much prefer to just hop in a tub and paint myself.

EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
5/4/2006 12:12 pm

You would-lol-what color do I dare ask-(prolly jump in the toilette)???

C'mon you wud let LlBlonde spray ya me thinks!

It's kind of like an automatic carwash-lol-cept your' naked-unless you go thru the auto carwash naked.

bulging_boy 49M

5/4/2006 3:26 pm


Hmmmmm... never thought about letting Blonde spray me.

normally the other way around


Shite! Did I just say that out loud?


bardicman 50M

5/5/2006 7:06 pm

How do we go from hair cuts to you spraying liblonde?



I am not dead yet

bulging_boy 49M

5/5/2006 11:57 pm



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