Farmer Trev  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
6/9/2006 4:28 am

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6/11/2006 12:07 am

Farmer Trev


Not many people outside of Australia and New Zealand have an understanding of our farmer types. Possibly they're the same as yours, but I don't know yours... so I'm assuming they're different.

These guys are salt of the earth.

No nonsense, no beating around the bush, straight talking and rough as guts.

Many of you will remember Blood Ninja from Albert Prince.

Blood Ninja was a cult hero. So much so, that I decided to drag old Trevor here over and drop him in front of the computer.

See how he handles modern technology.

So without further ado... Here's Trev. Trev? Here's everyone.

AHHH GIDDAY.

ok Trev, that's the keyboard and you press the letters to type. Press that big L shaped one to send what you've typed to the other person.

Right. I'm outta here. Trev? You got someone wanting to chat.

I'M NOT TALKING TO ANYONE. THEY CAN FUCK OFF

Just chat.

MariGrrl: Helllloooooo?
MariGrrl: Anyone there?
Trev: AHHH GIDDAY
MariGrrl: What?
Trev: AHHH GIDDAY
MariGrrl: What the hell does that mean?
Trev: IT MEANS GIDDAY. WHADDYA THINK IT MEANS?
MariGrrl: I thought you were coming onto me
Trev: YOU A BLOKE?
MariGrrl: You like guys?
Trev: NO. YOU A BLOKE? I HEARD ABOUT THIS SORT OF SHIT
MariGrrl: No. I'm not a guy. What shit exactly?
Trev: BLOKES PRETENDING TO BE SHEILA'S
MariGrrl: Nope. I'm a girl. What's a sheila? and there's no need to shout.
Trev: A SHEILA? A SHEILA'S A SHEILA. A CHICK.
MariGrrl: You mean a woman?
Trev: NOW YOU'RE TALKING
MariGrrl: and you're still shouting.
Trev: WHAT?
MariGrrl: SHOUTING! Typing in capitals. It's like shouting.
Trev: YOU'RE SHITTING ME. I WENT AND VISITED sorry, some Katwoman, figured everyone typed like that.
MariGrrl: Nope.
Trev: That's a bit of a shitter.
MariGrrl: Yeah.
MariGrrl: I'm rubbing my nipples thinking of you
Trev: What?
MariGrrl: My nipples are hardening at the thought of you taking me
Trev: Where are we going? We can't be out too late, I've got to milk the cows in the morning and the tractor needs fixing.
MariGrrl: I take your big cock in my hands and kiss it.
Trev: You're nuts. Noone kisses that bastard. I've had every neighbour around telling me he wakes them up.
MariGrrl: I slip your pants off
Trev: Hey! What the fuck are you doing?
MariGrrl: My dress falls to the floor
Trev: Did it break?
MariGrrl: I bend over so you can take me from behind. My wet pussy is begging for you.
Trev: You want to be real careful with that thing. If the dog gets a sniff of that, he'll rip it apart.
MariGrrl: Oh god yes. Tear into my pussy.
Trev: Yeah. Ahhh. would ya look at that. Bruce is here, so we're heading down to the pub. Take care of that pussy, just chuck it in the dryer. That'll warm it up.
MariGrrl: What? You're gonna leave me here on my own naked?
Trev: Yeah. Looks that way. there's some thread in the drawer and a needle somewhere. When you've finished fixing your dress, there's a couple of shirts of mine that need buttons put on.
MariGrrl: [click]

Seriously_Real 48M

6/9/2006 5:18 am

CAN'T....STOP....LAUGHING.....KATWOMAN!.....DAMN....THAT'S FUCKING HYSTERICAL.....MAKE IT STOP......MAKE IT STOP.....

(why doesn't marigrrl write to ME like that, huh?)

--Seriously


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
6/9/2006 6:03 am

Hehe, you are insane. That's why I love you kiwi.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


micahbiguns 50M

6/9/2006 8:18 am

I think you have finally flipped your lid roflmao


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/9/2006 8:59 am

When MariGirl logs on you're gonna be in SO much trouble...
(takes a seat, waiting expectantly..)

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


imLadyBambi 58M/50F

6/9/2006 9:06 am

bulging boy,

Have you heard the saying "I think your loosing it"?

Well I think you have done lost it.LOL

xxxooo
Lady Bambi


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
6/9/2006 12:13 pm

Blood Ninja is an *alltime* favorite of mine. I still re-read so many of those posts.

A (thinking I'll throw my pussy in the dryer too.)


chasingfun27 38M
1108 posts
6/9/2006 1:40 pm

That was pretty sweet.


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
6/9/2006 4:04 pm

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    Bulge, you've been a very naughty boy. You need to stop by my place so I can dish out what's coming to you.
Yea!
I wanna watch, I wanna watch...
Pssst...Blonde...lets go see him get smacked in the head.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman 50M

6/9/2006 4:35 pm

I have become one of those that read but dont respond....

Love your last 8 posts Bulge... ROFL



I am not dead yet


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:19 am

    Quoting Seriously_Real:
    CAN'T....STOP....LAUGHING.....KATWOMAN!.....DAMN....THAT'S FUCKING HYSTERICAL.....MAKE IT STOP......MAKE IT STOP.....

    (why doesn't marigrrl write to ME like that, huh?)

    --Seriously
*takes feather from Seriously_Real's hand*

Better?


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:20 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    Hehe, you are insane. That's why I love you kiwi.
Yep Daph,

And that's why I love you back.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:21 am

    Quoting micahbiguns:
    I think you have finally flipped your lid roflmao
Ok.

I'm gonna go for a second opinion.


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:21 am

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    OMG...ROFLMFAO... "Oh god yes. Tear into my pussy." ...

    Have we chatted before?
I'm not sure.

What was your name again?


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:22 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    When MariGirl logs on you're gonna be in SO much trouble...
    (takes a seat, waiting expectantly..)
pffffft

nah nah nee nah nah


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:23 am

    Quoting imLadyBambi:
    bulging boy,

    Have you heard the saying "I think your loosing it"?

    Well I think you have done lost it.LOL

    xxxooo
    Lady Bambi
Now Lady Bambi,

When I said to micah back there I was gonna get a second opinion...

yours doesn't count ok?


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:24 am

    Quoting LIBlonde97:
    Blood Ninja is an *alltime* favorite of mine. I still re-read so many of those posts.

    A (thinking I'll throw my pussy in the dryer too.)
*goes and hides in dryer*


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:24 am

    Quoting rm_MariGrrl:
    Bulge, you've been a very naughty boy. You need to stop by my place so I can dish out what's coming to you.
ooooh YES!


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:25 am

Thanks Chasing.

I guess pineapple juice really does work.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:26 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    Yea!
    I wanna watch, I wanna watch...
    Pssst...Blonde...lets go see him get smacked in the head.
I thought you weren't a fan of gratuitous violence huh?

Hypocrite!

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:28 am

    Quoting bardicman:
    I have become one of those that read but dont respond....

    Love your last 8 posts Bulge... ROFL
and yet you responded?

Bard, what have I said to you about consistency?

...

Exactly! You're *far* too runny.


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
6/10/2006 4:39 am

Nope...not much different from our farmers.

So if I say that you've lost it too...does mine count as a second opinion or do I get ignored just like Bambi?


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 5:34 am

    Quoting curious082385:
    Nope...not much different from our farmers.

    So if I say that you've lost it too...does mine count as a second opinion or do I get ignored just like Bambi?
Yeah, pretty much.

I'm in denial


MOfunNOWWOW 55F

6/10/2006 12:51 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    WELL I WAS IN LOVE WITH TREV because of HIS LOVE of CAPLOCKS ,but it just didn't work as he always was trying to throw MY cat in the dryer!!!
yeah but Trev sure knew how to get your cat wild


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:46 pm

    Quoting katsback:
    WELL I WAS IN LOVE WITH TREV because of HIS LOVE of CAPLOCKS ,but it just didn't work as he always was trying to throw MY cat in the dryer!!!
LOL Kat,

Yeah he seemed upset about the whole situation, and hoped it could've gone further... but in his words...

Even her pussy was shouting. I chucked it in the dryer to shut it up!

He said he's still gonna visit though.


bulging_boy 49M

6/10/2006 3:48 pm

    Quoting MOfunNOWWOW:
    yeah but Trev sure knew how to get your cat wild
I guess you can't spend 30 years milking cows and birthing calves without learning a few tricks!

Go Trev!!

LOL


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