Fame at last!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
12/4/2005 1:45 pm

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Fame at last!


I was reminiscing... reading though all my back issues. The early issues of Bloggy Hell...

Recycling?

Nah! I'm way to lazy for that. I'll just chuck it out and let some poor bastard pick it up for me.

Or not!

I mean... I do genuinely care about people, and don't go out of my way to make life difficult. Some folk have a hard enough road as it is... without inconsiderate wankers crowing at them and pointing out their shortcomings or lack of success.

Which in a way made me smile when I was asked to be the poster child for the NZ Mentally Afflicted Association. Or as we like to call it gnnnuuuuaaaaahhh

It would seem that my efforts have been an inspiration to many in this organisation

Dear Bulging_Boy,

We have watched with some real amazement as you negotiated the streets of your life. We held our breath as you made your way up those steps and literally jumped for joy as you handed the book back to the librarian.

You are the ultimate in brain damaged individuals. You are our inspiration. We applaud your ability to keep picking yourself up off the ground, and we shed a tear when we see you run.

We particularly love the way you roll around on the street before the man turns green at the pedestrian crossing, and swing on the christmas decorations in the mall.

If you would agree to be our poster child we expect to recieve donations well into the double digits. If your face will not create pity in the hardened hearts of society, we fear that nothing will.

Yours Faithfully

NZMAA


Wooohoooo!

I get to be on a poster! Nice one. Ahhh... Except I've already been on a poster.

I'm just trying to think what it was now. I remember the words Warning and... no... I only remember the word Warning.

I guess this is my reward. Mum always said to me that having half a brain made me special.

I didn't understand what she meant. Hmm... I still don't.

Maybe if someone just expla...

ooooh. Tinsel!

disclaimer: Yes I know I'm just wrong! If you are offended I apologise. Really I do! My humour is intended to be viewed in relation to me and not as a broad swipe at any group ever! (unless it's religion) My being on the front now means that more unfortunate individuals will read this shite. So if you clicked wondering "what the fuck?" I'm sorry. Lets just say you made a wrong turn. OK?

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
12/4/2005 2:41 pm

Along with the honor of representing them, do you also receive the little yellow keyboard?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
12/4/2005 2:54 pm

Hehehe....funny!

And to hell with fame.

Infamy is SO much more fun...


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/4/2005 3:03 pm

aw im glad you care about people babes
really enjoy your blogg
silky xxxxxxx


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 3:12 pm

Yup I do daph,

And just like the windows on the bus...

My face is pressed up against it


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
12/4/2005 3:14 pm

OMG, thats just too damn funny and you know..............ooooh, tinfoil. Shiny.


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 3:16 pm

Infamy...

Yup, the ability to be politically incorrect while flying under the radar.

LOL


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 3:24 pm

I like you reading it silky

mmmmmmm

and I care! honest I do!


bulging_boy 49M

12/4/2005 3:26 pm

Thanks Saint,

Yeah... tinfoil!

woooooohoooooo


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
12/5/2005 12:24 pm

Dear Mr. Boy: This is the general council for the NZMAA... We're suing you. We dont know for what yet, we're still working it out. But I'm sure there's something. Where should we send the summons and complaint?



XOXO

Amy


bulging_boy 49M

12/5/2005 7:28 pm

What?

*sob*

You mean the letter was a fake?

*wail*

an my mum was soo proud too


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