Crop dusting at 20 paces  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
11/17/2005 12:03 am

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Crop dusting at 20 paces

Some things that have pissed me off today.

I went to get some cash out of the old hole in the wall. You know the ATM's, Automatic Teller Machines.

What is it about these things that makes people who can't even work out how to use a calculator think they can get their money out.

I noticed the ATM a wee ways up the road had only one person at the helm when I stood in the queue of 10 people.

Rather than wait, being the impatient fucker that I am, I figured I'd be clever and walk the distance... get my cash and gloat as I walked back past the others still in the queue.

At least that was my plan.

I stood behind this twat for what must have been 10 minutes. Him at the front and me just waiting for him to finish.

beep beep beep beep booop. Shakes head. beep beep beep beep boop

All I could do was hang my head and watch the other queue get smaller and smaller.

Oh yeah, and watch the back of this guys head as he kept fucking up his pin... and think of clubbing him.

Interestingly after eventually getting some cash from the life support machine, I wandered into one of the shops looking for some tapes.

I asked the rather helpful who turned out to be unhelpful whether or not they had any in stock. As it turned out they didn't so I left.

On my way out I followed this retarded asian guy with bird flu. Not that I mind following people. This guy I did.

For no other reason than the fact he laid down a cloud of poisonous toxic waste in my path.

The dirty fucker! I couldn't believe it. Anyway I moved into the passing lane and gave him the evil eye as I walked past quickly.

Not that he noticed, he was too busy picking his nose.

Acck! The filthy fucker!

So that was my day, how was yours?

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
11/17/2005 12:26 am


maybe it was a late entry in the contest.
did you get his name?
i'll have to mail him his score.
if it grossed YOU HAD to be at least a 9.

so far it looks like the anonymous asian at the ATM might finish in the money

sj *who was happily in bed when a sound remarkably like a crop duster made her get up & see what was happening...of course since it was a rude noise, this was the first place I checked*

LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
11/17/2005 12:46 am

You should have ripped one right back at 'im!

F*ing crop


tillerbabe 55F

11/17/2005 12:56 am

Fuc'rs need to wear a mask!

AlbertPrince 57M

11/17/2005 2:34 am

I got some bad news today. You know the money you get from those ATM's? It comes from your own account.

anchcpl4fun 40M/44F

11/17/2005 3:08 am


you said the T word again....I couldnt even get the rest of the post cuzz all i could see was the T word......

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:37 am


You're gonna make me feel so special

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:39 am

I so would have Blonde,

But it would have only been air. Dirty bastard... I would have wanted to follow through for him.

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:40 am

Sure do tiller,

I was worried I was gonna get Asian Turd Poo

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:42 am

Oh my god Prince,

You are shitting me... cause I've called the cops soo many times when I see it goes missing.

I feel like such a fool

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:44 am


You're gonna have to be more specific when you make your wishes.

Ups and Downs was obviously misinterpreted.

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 3:45 am

LMAO anch,

Yup Aaaaack

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
11/17/2005 4:18 am

So sorry man. I didn't see ya standing back there.

<---- Pulls finger again.

1023 posts
11/17/2005 7:17 am

You should've told him about the annual Bloggy Hell brown gas olympics. He already had the secret sign. Just know that somewhere out there, someone is probably that creep's life partner. Dya's looking brighter already, huh?

bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 9:38 am

LOL 2x,

Thanks for that ya filthy pig

THere's an old lady still choking 'cause she couldn't find her ventilator in time!


bulging_boy 49M

11/17/2005 9:41 am


Thanks for that mate! I never expected *that* cloud to have a silver lining.


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