Ahhh Whatever!  

bulging_boy 49M
4912 posts
4/27/2006 4:35 am

Last Read:
5/8/2006 8:14 pm

Ahhh Whatever!


Thanks for the comments in my previous post.

Fucks sake!

Whinging? Hardly... just wait till I have something to whinge about... then you'll fucking know all about whinging.

Sorry for not replying, but basically... I couldn't be fucking arsed. Not that I didn't appreciate them, just I didn't have the energy.

How many times do you get like that. You wake up more tired than when you went to sleep, or you really just have no desire to do *anything*

I tell ya... sometimes breathing is a freaking chore.

I'm just lucky that I have a reason to keep inhaling and exhaling.

Even though she's freaking out about everything.

Honest to God. I reckon women have more of a tendency to over analyse than men.

Personally... I rarely analyse anything. I'm a fly by the seat of your pants kinda guy. The never read the manual... I'll just figure it out on the way sort of person.

Fly by the seat of your pants in a learning as you go way. Not as in a fly by the seat of your pants because you shat yourself and the smell has so far only attracted one fly.

That would be kinda bad, and by kinda bad... I mean that in a popularity contest sort of way. You know... cause if you *did* say shit your pants... you'd probably be a little insulted if it only attracted one fly.

My shit is better than that! But what are the options though? Walk around town looking for flies? Or running?

What attracts a fly to shit in the first place? How the fuck do they know it's there to start with?

Do they fly around and just 'happen' on a steaming turd... or is it something more precise?

Fucked if I know... but I do remember from my childhood, walking along and spotting about 30 flies buzzing around some dogs arse sausage that had been laid on the grass.

ooooh. That's pretty sad. Not the flies. Just the fact that one of the unresolved issues from my childhood is the fact that I'm curious about how and why 30 flies ended up hanging around that turd.

Is it true that there aren't any flies in China? I remember that everyone had to kill flies at some point... but really! China is a pretty big place.

Maybe the way to rid the world of those dirty little bastards would be to clone a really big dog and have it shit in a trash compactor or something. Then you let it fester for a few days. I'm guessing after about a week... *every* fly in the world would be partying pretty hard in that thing.

Ok.

One small flaw in the plan.

I'm thinking that when you compacted the flies... that you'd end up compacting the uhhh... and that would make one hell of a mess.

I'm going to go back to the drawing board on that particular issue, but if you have a brilliant plan please do share. Or if you know about the fly attraction properties of shite... even better.

Oh yeah...

See? I still talk shit!

Peche85 31F

4/27/2006 6:30 am

I don't know what else to say right now


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
4/27/2006 6:31 am

gawd yer such a whiner

i miss you


romeoMEETSjuliet 51M/51F
162 posts
4/27/2006 7:03 am

She says - It's good to know you're still consistent. Sad that it pertains to excremant, but heartwarming anyways. Now tell us what you burned for dinner while entertaining your guest!


LIBlonde97 40F
1028 posts
4/27/2006 8:16 am

SO appetizing. This post is just what I wanted for breakfast! Hey it looks like marmite to me... or is it the other way around...?

I wonder what the fly to person ratio is in China? Do you think they have enough flies to go around?

What would be worse in the compactor- the dog poop or all the schmooshed fly guts?

EEEEwwwwww. I just totally grossed myself out.

Blech. I think I need to press my stomach's "reset" button after that one.

XOXO

A


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
4/27/2006 9:14 am

Thank goodness there wasn't a picture included with this post. I remember a time everyone had to read your blog with their eyes closed...

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


fantasia_shares 47M/43F
4164 posts
4/27/2006 9:32 am



Now, daphne, I dunno about you, but i kinda have to read with my eyes open. If you have some trick, I need to figure it out. Mebe I will be able to do the homework for my Master's, when I start next year, while I'm sleeping, too.

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman? !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!
{=}


Seriously_Real 48M

4/27/2006 6:49 pm

It's like you never left....

xoxo
NB

--Seriously


rm_1hotwahine 62F
21091 posts
4/27/2006 7:50 pm

Would a trapeze artist with a big ass be a 'flying by the seat of his pants' kinda guy?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


bardicman 50M

5/1/2006 4:04 pm

Wooohoooo

I laughed so hard I shit my pants..

It seems I dont rate as many flies as a dog though..

I am only counting 28



I am not dead yet


MisterPriapus 56M
6980 posts
5/8/2006 6:51 pm

Brilliant shite, Bulge!

You might consider going with a lower wattage, tho- you damned near burned out my monitor!

.

.

Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.



And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written!

Lately...

.


Become a member to create a blog