partying rules at my club  

bright17
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6/7/2005 7:57 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

partying rules at my club


when i see new people join my club i set a whole bunch of rules for survival think that they apply to general life as well so here are the partying rules:
NEW DOLPHIN PARTY RULES:
No more nude diving from the boards at Claremont Pool.

Do not sleep in the ball cabinets in the club rooms after parties.

No nude relays at midnight.

Don’t leave your personalized stubby holder next to the starting block you threw up on if you don’t want to be found out.

Be able to walk with out falling over if you don’t want your parents to know you drank alcohol at the party.

Toga, toga is not an excuse in the eyes of the law.

Don’t sleep with a Neesham.

This doesn’t even taste like alcohol is not a good thing.

Triton are a bunch of wankers, this is a general life rule but still applies for parties.

Mates don’t let mates drive home drunk………. With ugly chicks.

And finally be careful Tank doesn’t drink and remembers everything you have done and will put it the newsletter.

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