Beer and pussy, which ismy favourite?  

bri_tish 60M
31 posts
10/12/2005 10:20 pm

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Beer and pussy, which ismy favourite?


Why hasn't some biochemist come up with the artificial taste and smell of pussy? You could add it to all kinds of food, AND DRINKS. So how about "Pussy in beers" as the next new wave of flavour enhanced lickers, I mean liquors?
Just imagine, how often have you tasted something, or smelled something, that took you back to .....You can't think when, you don't know why, a taste a flavour, an aroma, that tickles the memory but doesn't quite nudge it. You KNOW it was important to you in the past, the smell of Bazooka bubble gum with confederate bills wrapped around it, the taste of apples scrumped from the tree down the street, the smell of mushroomy leaves that you hid under, or the taste of freshly made lemonade. But it's none of these. They're too obvious. Think closer to now and nothing to do with beer. It's unlikely that 99% of all men would realise what the taste & smell reminded them of, they'd just carry on drinking, and enjoying the taste. Loving the smell, intoxicated by the aroma, wallowing in the happy feel of a great beer.
Would it sell? I would buy beer in advance, if someone would create it! It's time to tap into the primitive mind of man (the medulla) and tweak those pavlovian responses to do the world a great favour, and triple excel at selling XXX beer!
Ok, so I know where my next million is coming from (because I didn't get a winning ticket), so now all I need is a bio-chemist to manufacture the taste and synthetic hormones and pheromones, and a brewery!
Any offers?
Still not completely sold on the idea ?
Ok so how about a name for the company? Well there's nothing wrong with "Klitty Lickers", Labby Ales, "Tungsteldt Ales", or Succotash specials, or (for the "bi-curious Italian girls) "Cannolli N Joy lickers". And names for the beers (rememver we don't want to give the game away) "Beaver Brown", "Amber Nectar", "Blonde Lager", "Brown Shugga", "BBW Extra Stout", Karma Sutra IPA & redolent red. Buy it in a tall thin half pint, or a big assed glass. Or come for some well filled jugs to carry out.
How about an ad slogan? "the Taste that kinda lingas", "Get invulva'd", "Come to the watering hole" or have peice of mind at last.
Can you come up with better ideas? Drop me a line.

2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
10/13/2005 1:55 am

A friend of mine and I travelled down a similar brain storming road in a drunken haze one night, and we had some ideas, but never knew who to send them to.

Kitty Lip Balm - Your favorite lady on a stick in your pocket.
Moustache Enhancer - Powdered cat litter for keeping all things moist close to the nose.
Twinkies shaped like breasts or penises - Maybe stock them in the liquor aisle.
LolliPop Ties - Formal enough for business meetings, but tasty enough to induce a lick at the cocktail party later.
Business cards with a scratch and sniff.
The Belt Clip Condom Dispenser - Each condom tagged with your phone number, and the message "No luck tonight? Call me." Hang by the door for distribution.

A frustrated inventor.


AlbertPrince 57M

10/13/2005 4:34 am

What a great idea!

I read back over most of your blog and really enjoyed it. What's even better is the fact that you're british. Keep it up.

And I guess you will be offended if I said "so this is what you did after Spandau Ballet?" Either that or you'll think "what the fuck is he talking about?"


bri_tish 60M

10/13/2005 9:30 pm

Great ideas, I like any "scratch & sniff" ideas, it's one of the classic funny, but could be serious inventions of all time. Perhaps someone could invent an odour trapping coating that when uncovered would absorb the smells around it for several minutes, then locks them in till the surface is scratched. You could take out a card, rub it round you balls, then spray with your favourite aftershave, to give a girl the real message. How could she not call you when your card keeps sending her messages of sweet sex!
The condom dispenser is great too, though why not go all the way and put your picture on the wrapper.
Oh, EUREKA!!!!! Another of those OMG ideas, scratch and sniff condoms. Just don't scratch too hard.


bri_tish 60M

10/13/2005 9:33 pm

Thanks, it's a labour of love, I've found that one place where I can spill my mind onto the keyboard without a shotgun.


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