.....and i never got those boobs  

bp4u1000 34M
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7/23/2006 2:37 pm

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9/6/2006 7:25 pm

.....and i never got those boobs


FRIEND: I'm on myspace, and I found Jeff Lloyd's page apparently he has one
ME: why did you find that
ME: ?
FRIEND: he is so annoying, he is so frightening, and he doesnt wear a shirt
ME: hahahahaha, but my question prosists
FRIEND: Islander Comics sent me a friend request a while ago, I accepted, and today they posted a bulletin about them moving the store. I checked out their page to maybe get more details, like a location or something, and found this
ME: my not having myspace wins again
FRIEND: dude jeff has 19 friends and at least 9 of them are porn stars (basically they accept every friend request)
FRIEND: one is Islander, and two are ads for movies
ME: is another his hands myspace?
friend: no I think his myspace is really just his hands myspace disgusied
ME: ha!
ME: if i had a my space i would have no friends
FRIEND: no one would be aware of your existence
ME: infact i think i'm going to make a my space for the cheese stands alone and never accept any friends
ME: because the cheese stands a.............. well you get it
FRIEND: right
FRIEND: seems kinda pointless
ME: then i will shoot myself for two reasons
ME: reason one. for doing something magic related
ME: reason two. for doing something on myspace
FRIEND: this isnt really magic related
ME: and random reason three to say fuck you to my two reasons. for doing something
FRIEND: hah, okay, dude
ME: which leaves me in a paradox of doing something because i did something that will result in people doing stuff because i am not longer able to do anything. which solves all my problems except for explaining the paradox
ME: i leave that to my lawyer
FRIEND: *jaw drops*
FRIEND: did you see that girl's tits? jesus
ME: what a random thing to say
FRIEND: ironic, considering your last message
ME: you know what? i'm going to use this conversation as a blog
FRIEND: oh it def counts as a blog
ME: SCORE!!!!!
ME: so where are those boobs
FRIEND: I can random it out like a champ if you want me to
ME: shut up and boob me
FRIEND: frogs are your worst enemy
ME: alas they have no boobs
FRIEND: they jump around, get in the way, and they are impervious to pain and fire
ME: all useless points
FRIEND: UNLESS
FRIEND: you have Triscuits
FRIEND: which are delicious no matter what year it is
ME: i think you've lost my audience
FRIEND: *applause*
FRIEND: James Taylor is not a wuss
ME: on a closing note i would like to incourage all to purchase blue cheese salad dressing and not put it on any salad

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