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8/14/2005 9:35 am

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So, a few weeks ago I decided to activate a profile on some other dating sites. It didn't work out, so I reactivated my profile here. It’s funny, after this experiment I realized that AdultFriendFinder is a great site. I like how it gives me points to actually use it, and these points can be used for things like answering e-mails to set things up!

I'd hide (or delete my account) if I actually got in a relationship (or a regular sex buddy!), so enjoy me while you can

I just finished all of the work I usually do during my weekends, and I'd love to hook up with a like minded woman. I'd never write about that here, though; I'm not one to kiss and tell!

See ya later. BTW, here is another old e-mail rescued from my Inbox:

>Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the
> > mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
> >
> > Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away
> > from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
> >
> > The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood
> > plasma.
> >
> > No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
> >
> > Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
> >
> > You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
> >
> > Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or
> > older.
> >
> > The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.
> >
> > The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.
> >
> > A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
> >
> > American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each
> > salad served in first-class.
> >
> > Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
> >
> > Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
> >
> > The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
> >
> > Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. Yuck!
> >
> > The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
> >
> > Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike
> > factory workers in Malaysia combined.
> >
> > Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
> >
> > All US Presidents have worn glasses. Some just didn't like being seen
> > wearing them in public.
> >
> > Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
> >
> > Pearls melt in vinegar.
> >
> > Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
> > already married.
> >
> > The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and
> > Budweiser, in that order.
> >
> > It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
> >
> > A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
> >
> > The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days when the
> > engines were pulled by horses.
> >
> > The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up
> > straight staircases.
> >
> > Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first US president whose name contains all
> > the letters from the word "criminal." The second was William Jefferson
> > Clinton.
> >
> > Turtles can breathe through their butts.
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> > In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
> > nuclear weapons combined.
> >
> > On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
> >
> > On average people fear spiders more than death.
> >
> > Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
> >
> > Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
> >
> > Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
> >
> > Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
> >
> > It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
> >
> > The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
> > because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
> > weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
> >
> > A snail can sleep for three years.
> >
> > No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
> >
> > Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
> >
> > Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never
> > stop growing.
> >
> > The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
> >
> > All polar bears are left handed.
> >
> > In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
> > their eyebrows and eyelashes.
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
> > one row of the keyboard.
> >
> > "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
> >
> > If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
> > stand seven feet, two inches tall. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
> > Roberts.
> >
> > A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
> >
> > The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
> >
> > Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
> >
> > Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

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