News From The Front:  

bored_pokey_male 38M
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12/4/2005 1:46 pm

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News From The Front:


We Have Achieved Victory!

Over the tyranny...of the kitchen!

Let me start at the beginning...

You see, I have a roommate. His name isn't important...let's just call him, "Dick Head". Anyway, you see, Dick and I are sort of like the odd couple; except Dick is more conservative and as messy as a pig pen and I'm more liberal. While not a neat freak, I don't condone the use of the floor as a trash can.

The kitchen is one of my hot button issues. It's simple...if you don't keep the kitchen clean BAD things happen. Bad things like breakthroughs in anti-biotic research. While I'm all for curing the next deadly flu mutation, I don't necessarily want the vaccine to come from things growing in my kitchen sink.

So today, in what could be a blow to the pharmaceutical research community, for the first time since before Thanksgiving, I cleaned the kitchen. Mind you, I had been cleaning up after MYSELF the entire time. This was the end of an experiment. The experiment was to see if, when left to his own devices, would Dick clean up after himself in the kitchen?

The final score of this experiment? Dick: 0, Fuzzy Green (And Possibly Sentient) Entity From The Sink: 100.

So, yes...Dick failed to recognize the birth of a new life form in the far reaches of the tupperware brought home from his parent's Thanksgiving feast. Dick also failed to learn anything since I cleaned up after him once again. However, I can now walk past the kitchen without the sudden urge to retch.

Anybody have an apartment for rent?

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/4/2005 2:59 pm

lol
poor you
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silky


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