tips for men in chat  

booha1010 54M
63 posts
6/15/2006 4:44 am

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8/11/2006 5:07 am

tips for men in chat


1. #1 rule to remember is PMS RULES, always remember this an bow down to PMS an you will be gifted for life.
2.Be interesting, saying "show me your tits" is not interesting an not gonna get you anywhere. if you wanna see boobies there are plenty of porn sites.
3.Chat with someone more than sayyyyyyyy 2 minutes before asking if the lady has yahoo or msn. That way the lady can get clue if you are psycho stalker or something.
4.BIG TIP....ladies hate private messages that keep popping up.Quickest way to turn the lady off is for you to private her when she doesn't even know you.
5.PMS rules, i know i covered that already but just reminding. most guys are to busy wankin to retain the number one rule
6.Don't be a whiner, if the lady doesn't greet you like someone else do something to get her to geet you that way, don't just whine.
7.DO NOT EVER BE RUDE TO SALSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, she is tiger an is very much loved. if she doesn't rip your head off an feed it to ya lots of others will.
8.Last three secrets are mine an if you want them you will have to have a thick wallet. can't give out all my secrets hehehehehehehe. good luck an always remember when in a bind PMS RULES THE WORLD

rm_bucfannn 61M/60F
2110 posts
6/15/2006 6:24 am

*really laughing*

Yep, you hit it right on the head. Of course, since most men don't read profiles, I wouldn't expect them to read these rules. Ah well, one can only hope....

Thanks for the smiles this morning.


booha1010 54M

6/15/2006 6:42 am

thats why i am here honey, to give you smiles an laughs. thank you so much for stopping by. hey any one tell you you got beautiful eyes. well hehe i guess the perv coming out of me. thank you so much for the kind comments. love booooooooooo


rm_iwannatellu 45F
933 posts
6/16/2006 2:47 pm

Hi

I agree with buc - the chances of the men reading these may not be high, but if they did, they would only benefit. I especially like rule number 2 lol.

Well done, and I trust that you are successful in chatting.

Thanks


MataKhan 105F

6/17/2006 4:04 am

"can i have your addy,look my cam,what is your name,why u iggy me when i get in the room(( yet they never say hi to u 1st, they want u to yell out their names ..lol)),show me your boobs((me aint got one tho))do you likes caucasian(( is caucasian and asian is different species..lol)).......forgot wot else...can anyone continue...lol

Cheers

~~~M~~~


salsa_923 42F
15 posts
6/17/2006 8:19 am

boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
thanks PMS LOVES U BOOOO...
thanks 4 being there 4 us....


booha1010 54M

6/17/2006 10:41 am

just thought of another tip, if your penis is not like huge or differant in some way the girls have seen all. if your dick doesn't stick out farther than your belly so unless you have tattoo that says eat at joes or your dick is unique it is not gonna cause any wetness. its like going to nudist colony, after five minutes their everything is the same not exciting


wetwet65 51F

8/11/2006 12:43 am

Booooooooooooooooooooooooha u are so damn right hon. 101% agreed.
So, can I have u phone number?


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