bobbydazzler69x 46M
27 posts
12/1/2005 11:35 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


Albert has a post about women who screech manically at orgasm. To this should be added further warnings to young males out there.

The screecher will almost certainly be a permanently scarer with those fingernails, which dig into your back, leave bloody wounds and act as talons on your mighty general. You need to take evasive action, out flank her, turn her over, hold those wrists together, press her head on the pillow and continue till you pleasure is assured. On this occasion take no account of hers. Then, when you are wondering whether to call your lawyer, watch as she rolls over snarls a little and then lets out a little purr. At that point, hide all domestic bunnys, leave, even if it is your own bedroom, call her a cab and pretend to be catching a flight to Uzbekistan. Let rumours of your death there at the hands of insurgents get back to her.

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
12/1/2005 3:27 pm

... and then there 's the biter...

be very aware of her... especially during oral sex.

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