When I die...  

blondeswinger 38M/37F  
15 posts
11/21/2005 11:46 pm

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When I die...


Wife: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"

Husband: "Definitely not!"

Wife:: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Of course I do."

Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

Husband: "Okay, I'd get married again."

Wife: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

Husband: (makes audible groan).

Wife: "Would you live in our house?"

Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."

Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"

Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"

Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."

Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

Husband:: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

Husband: "No, she's left-handed."

Wife: - - -silence - -

Husband: "Shit!!!"

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
11/22/2005 1:02 am

LMAO.


rm_DOMdevCple 66M/55F

11/22/2005 1:08 am

PMSL


GB_Cple 66M/55F  
3042 posts
11/22/2005 1:41 am

good one ,
hope it didn't really happen to you two


rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
12/1/2005 2:14 pm


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