The Freak Test....  

blondeswinger 38M/37F  
15 posts
11/7/2005 8:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The Freak Test....

Answer all of the questions and tally your score to see what kind of freak you are. We'd love to have comments from those who have tallied their scores!
Have fun.


1.Had sex? (5 points)

2.Given oral sex? (5 pts.)
To orgasm? (5pts.)

Received oral sex (5 pts.)
To orgasm? (5 pts.)

3.Swallowed Cum? (5pts)

4.Practice bondage, or Sado-masichistic behavior? (5 pts.)

5.Had anal sex (done to you,female or performed, male)? (5pts)
To orgasm? (5 pts)

6.Had sex with someone of the same sex? (10 pts.)

7.Had sex with more than one person at a time? (10pts.)

8.Had sex with more than one person in a week? (7pts)

9.Used sex toys? (7 pts)

10.Brought a dirty magazine? (3 pts)

11.Watch a porno? (3 pts)

12.Been in a 69? (3 pts)

13.Had phone sex? (5 pts)

14.Masturbated? (5pts) In a public place? (5pts)

15.Had sex in a public place? (5 pts)
Park? (1pt)
Subway (3 pts)
Alley Way?(2 pts)
Train or Bus Station? (3 pts)
Public Bathroom?(3)

16.Gotten carpet burns? (3 pts.)

17.Participated in an orgy? (10 pts)

18.Watched someone having sex? (7 pts)

19.Had sex with others watching you? (7 pts.)

20.Sucked or licked your own:
Females- Breast or pussy? (12 Pts)
Males-Dick? (12 Pts)

21.Paid for sex? (8pts)

22.Been paid for sex? (8pts)

23.Had a one night stand? (8 pts)

24.Pass out during sex? (5 pts)

25.Had an STD? (8 pts)

26.Had sex without contraceptives? (6 pts)

27.Had sex anyplace other than the bedroom? (3pts. for each place)

Ladies extra credit:

28.Ever received a facial (cum in your face)and liked it?(15pts)

Men extra credit:

29.Have you ever let a woman sit on your face to eat her out? (10pts)
To orgasm (5pts)

30.Have you ever had a snow ball? (cum in someone's mouth and they put it in your mouth). (7pts)

Back to everyone...
31.Have you ever been video taped? (8pts)

32.How many different positions have you been in? (2pts per pos.)

33.Had sex for more than 4 hrs without stopping? (4pts)

34.Have you ever had your salad tossed (ass eaten out/licked for those of you who don't know)? (10pts.)

35.Have you ever had sex with any of your relatives and didn't know that person was related to you? (5pts)

36.Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend with sex? (5pts)

37.Are you horny now? (3pts)


1-25: How Does it look up there with the angels?

26-55: Ok, you know the bare minimum. Go join a sex-ed class.

56-85: Ok, you're just on the outskirts of being a freak.

86-125: Welcome to the land of the FREAKS!! Here's your certificate that you completed the freak correspondence course.

126-170: You are a BONAFIDE FREAK!!! You could teach a freak class.

171 + : You are the Dean of Freak College. You're not only a client, you Da Freaky President.

rm_D_n_K4fun 45M/44F

11/7/2005 6:18 pm

I'm sure you have an idea of our score, well over 200

We hope to hear from you soon. Take care

D & K

blondeswinger 38M/37F  
5 posts
11/8/2005 12:31 am

Oh yeah...definitely already knew that you two are big freaks
Thanks for sharing the info tho... may have to get that actual number out of you next time in person just to see which of us truly is the biggest freak

mm6342 53M
199 posts
11/8/2005 2:44 am

mines a 93 . its ok but I think I need more fun .lol

GangBangCple 66M/55F

11/8/2005 4:49 am

erm , almost ashamed to admit it ,
over 200 , 222 actually

blondeswinger 38M/37F  
5 posts
11/8/2005 6:03 am

    Quoting mm6342:
    mines a 93 . its ok but I think I need more fun .lol
yep mm, i definitely think you need some work but i think you've at least found the right place to get the score soaring soon lol

blondeswinger 38M/37F  
5 posts
11/8/2005 8:15 am

    Quoting GangBangCple:
    erm , almost ashamed to admit it ,
    over 200 , 222 actually

well Gangbang...just so you don't feel ashamed or anything i was somewhere in the 240ish range now don't you feel like an angel lol

mm6342 53M
199 posts
11/8/2005 12:52 pm

Yes blonde I do believe i can improve .. lol

rm_D_n_K4fun 45M/44F

11/8/2005 4:38 pm

Hi there! Just sent you 2 an email, maybe we should try and get the actual number in person for the test for all 4 of us this weekend...Write back to our email and let us know if you're free , we're sure it would be a lot of fun


3/16/2006 5:17 am

i only got an 89

rm_GoFaster300 47M
6 posts
3/23/2006 4:50 pm

Damn! And I thought I was a beginner!! had a very hard time counting the score after a while, but scored a respectable 268... and was horny after having answered them...Does that make me strange???
Good questions, keep it up!

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