The best kinky joke ever:  

bldslv1 46M
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12/2/2005 8:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

The best kinky joke ever:


So this guy walks into a bar,
And the bartendtress notices as she's serving him
That he's wicked depressed.
She asks, "What's wrong, sweetie?"
The guy says, " My wife just kicked me out because she says I'm too kinky."
The bartendtress sparks up and says,"No kidding, my boyfriend left ME last month because he said I'M too kinky!"
The guy's face lights up,"Really!"
And they get to talking and hitting it off and it comes time to close the bar and the bartendress says, "Would you like to come back to my place?"
"Hell, yes!" Says the man.
They get back to her place and they sit on the couch and drink some wine and chat more and then finally the woman says, "Wait right here, sugar, I'm going to slip into something more comfortable and we can have some fun."
Hell yeah!
So she goes off to her room, shuts the door, and proceeds to pull on her black fishnet stockings, lace up her red leather boost-t-ay, slips into her thigh high six inch stilleto heel boots and grabs her cat-o-nine tails and fixes to her head the leather biker cap with silver lettering that reads 'MASTER'...She kicks open the door,
And then guy is at the front door on his way out and the woman stumbles to say, "Hey! Where are You going? I thought we were going to have a little fun?"
And the guy looks back over his sholder and says,
"Lady, I just fucked your cat and shit in your purse, I'm outta here!"

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