The Real Truth within Profiles  

blastngoff 52M
55 posts
9/1/2006 3:39 am

Last Read:
9/7/2006 11:48 pm

The Real Truth within Profiles

After having read a few hundred profiles on this site, I think that I have finally found the true meaning behind some of the words or phrases that you will find within them. In order to help others when reading these profiles I provide the following:

What it says: What it really means
Educated: Got a GED
Emotionally secure: On medication
Average looking: Ugly
Affectionate: Possessive
Beautiful: Pathological liar
Commitment: Buy the ring now
Employed: Delivers your paper
Loves art & opera: Snob
Young at heart: Has new pacemaker
Young looking: Only after 10 drinks
Open-minded: Desperate
Loves to travel: If you're buying
Gentle & caring: A real bore
Free spirit: Substance abuser
Financially secure: Lives check to check
Tall & thin: Anorexic
Light social drinker: Lush
Stable: Stalker
Forty-ish: 56 looking for 25-year old
Athletic: Slightly overweight
Fit and young: Fat, Gray, & balding
Energetic: Sometimes gets off the couch
Polite: Says thanks when you get him a beer
Sensitive: Very needy & overly emotional
Professional: Anal retentive
Non-traditional: Loves sex with pets
Huggable: Overweight and hairy
Couple wants bi-fem: Husband wants a woman
Attractive/hot: Conceited
Hard-muscled: Somewhere under a roll
Neat & Trim: Fat, hairy slob
Loves women: Yeah, maybe his mom
Artistic: Almost finished a crossword puzzle
Spiritual: Belongs to a cult
Outgoing: Slut or man-whore
Open-minded: Wants your sister too
Great listener: Borderline Autistic
Couple wants hot sex: Wife doesn't know
Well-paying, stable job: On welfare
Always horny: Always once a year
Communicative: Won't shut up
Adventurous: Easy lay
Intelligent: A true idiot
Rock-hard abs: Beer belly
Gentleman: Male chauvinist pig
Sophisticated: Drinks only bottled beer
Sports minded: Watches all day Sunday
Generous: Yeah, w/your money
Good-looking: Arrogant prick
Poetic: Depressive Schizophrenic
Great in bed: Knows missionary only
Respectful: Wife abuser
Wants hot sex: Wants a BJ
Horny: Overdoses on Viagra
Willing: If you do all the work
Hot-looking: In a dark bar at 1am
Romantic: Big Macs by candle light
Happy: Takes Prozac
Funny: Only in looks
Organized: A control freak
Great body: When I was 18
Works out at gym: Works the remote daily
Will make you cum: Has a vibrator
Loves oral: Only receiving
You'll beg for more: You'll beg to leave
Great lover: Unimaginative ass
Ready for anything: A real pervert
Pleasing: Then leave me alone
Happily married: Needs a divorce lawyer
Interesting: Dull, boring bastard
Loves to watch: Constantly masturbates
Hung like a horse: Hung like a mouse
Huge member: Huge ego
Make you orgasm: Make you puke
Tight,wet hole: Dry desert canyon
Open relationship: Wife doesn't know anything
Honest, truthful: Liar
Looking for love: Looking for a quick lay
Hot wife wants sex: I'm a total failure
30's or 40's: Automatically add a 10
Wants to play: Immature
Wants to party: A drunken player
Healthy: Currently taking antibiotics for a STD

So there you have a bit of insight next time that you are reading through some of the profiles. Hope this helps. With that here is a woman's view on men.
Men are just like:
- copiers. You need them in reproduction but that's about it
- bike helmets. They're good in emergencies but usually just look idiotic
- mini skirts. If you're not careful they'll creep up your legs
- handguns. Keep one around long enough and you are going to want to shoot it
- placemats. They only show up when there's good on the table
- mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emothion
- savings bonds. They take so long to mature
- bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest
- high-heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of them
- curling irons. They're always hot and always in your hair


curiousinlorain7 59F

9/3/2006 7:32 am

geez o pete so when I say in my profile... ive a little extra padding... i prefer not to say about my education...(which actually just now realized that's what is says ) and some of the other things I comment on.. I am now not even sure I could be described in a blind date situation as 'having a good personality' i did like a lot of what you wrote.. and hearing some of the comments.. and knowing first hand experience at one or two of the men i've either met or talked too.. you are right on the money on a lot of your observations..


blastngoff 52M

9/4/2006 6:48 am

A little humor, tongue-in-cheek and from experience, some unfortunately are true. Heck, mine are at the top of the list. But I did read your profile and saw the pics. Long, dark, flowing hair has always been one of my favorites. A beautiful woman and I can tell that none of what I wrote pertains to you at all...in fact, you have probably under-estimated yourself. Have a great holiday and hope that you are not having to work on Labor Day.


curiousinlorain7 59F

9/4/2006 8:29 am

    Quoting blastngoff:
    A little humor, tongue-in-cheek and from experience, some unfortunately are true. Heck, mine are at the top of the list. But I did read your profile and saw the pics. Long, dark, flowing hair has always been one of my favorites. A beautiful woman and I can tell that none of what I wrote pertains to you at all...in fact, you have probably under-estimated yourself. Have a great holiday and hope that you are not having to work on Labor Day.
no work today and i think you've over-estimated me


rm_thewaywewere 40F
85 posts
9/4/2006 9:26 am

lol, very bitter and sharp.
Don't think over-do mine, but u got me two here:

Sophisticated: Drinks only bottled beer
What does it come from?

Respectful: Wife abuser
Humm...don't think i am gonna have a wife, but probably a 'menabuser'...quite accurate...

Here are some thoughts
Non-traditional: sex with a hole on the wall
Good-mannered/polite: only can say THANKS and PLEASE

Generally, most of above can be found in men's profile...the conclusion can be drawn is that there are a lot fun made from men...A JOKE!!!


blastngoff 52M

9/5/2006 12:45 am

I do hate to bash my own gender, but if you can't laugh at yourself - then whom can you laugh at? And we are an easy target. Maybe it stems from being just too simple at times.


bipolybabe 54F

9/19/2006 6:26 pm

Ooh, you are a cynic after reading hundreds of profiles now, aren't you?

The list is actually quite sad but true. Is this your own work?

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