Cock Flavored Soup - Always a Favorite  

blastngoff 52M
55 posts
8/26/2006 11:23 am

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8/28/2006 12:17 am

Cock Flavored Soup - Always a Favorite

The picture that is attached is an actual product made by the Grace Company. I guess that they make it not only in a soup mix, but also offer it in a Ramen noodle bowl. Now I cannot attest to how close the actual taste is to real cock, but the next time you are at the store, pick up a sample. I am sure that all at the dinner table will be amazed by your culinary skills when you announce that you are serving up some hot cock for everyone to eat. I can hear the screams of joy now "Mom, that's great cock, can I have more?" Now it may just be some chemical concoction that kind of tastes like real cock...some kind of powdered cock. If you are an absolute purist, then you may want the real deal and I will let your imagination come up with that special recipe. Bon Appetit!

Another joke for the day:

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes off the tip. A minute later the man sneezes again, then pulls out his member to clean it off. Shortly after this, it happens again.
"Three times you've snezzed and three times you've pulled out your penis to wipe it off" yells the woman next to him. "What exactly is your deal?"
"Sorry, ma'am," the guy replies, "I have a condition where I orgasm when I sneeze."
"What are you taking for it?" she asks.
"Pepper."

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the whole emergency room to get it back out.


countryheart_71 45F
8082 posts
8/26/2006 1:43 pm

OMG! I would hate to be working at the ER that night!

~Country~


blastngoff replies on 8/27/2006 4:27 am:
Sadly to say, my niece works in an emergency room and it happens more in real life than you would imagine. Glad that the joke may have put a smile on your face.....we can always use more of those during the day.

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