What Kind Of Penis do you have?  

blackpussy000 40F
19 posts
11/3/2005 2:58 pm

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2/26/2007 6:51 pm

What Kind Of Penis do you have?


The Excedrin Penis: Its tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The Life Call Penis: Its fallen and it cant get up.
The American Express Penis: Dont leave home without it.
The Tootsie Roll Pop Penis: How many licks DOES it take...?
The M&M Penis: It melts in your mouth, not in your hand.
The Lucky Charms Penis: It's magically delicious.
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going and going.
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized.
The Campbell's Soup Penis: Mmm, Mmm good.
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The McDonalds Penis: Over 8 billion served.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Cobain Penis: It blows itself away.
The All State Penis: Youre in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-penis.
The Barqs Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: Its whats for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Transformers Penis: Its more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Sega Penis: PENIS
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
The Burger King Penis: It takes two hands to handle a whopper.
The Flintstones Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and growing.
The Wendys Penis: Wheres the beef?
The Lays Penis: Betcha cant eat just one.
The Matthew Sweet Penis: 100% fun.
The Little Caesars Penis: Penis Penis
The Mortal Combat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Dominos Pizza Penis: delivers in 30 min. or less.
The Rice Krispies Penis: What does your penis say to you?
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra, extra, extra long time.
The Charmin Penis: Dont squeeze the penis
The Oasis Penis: Thinks its the Beatles penis.
The Windows95 Penis: If you ask it to do too much, itll crash.
The Virginia Slims Penis: Youve come a long way, baby.
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis:A whole world, in the palm of your hand.
The Maxwell House Penis: Good to the last drop.
The Payday Penis: Its almost totally nuts
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Just For Men Penis: A sure thing for a natural look?
The Milk Penis: It does a body good
The Taco Bell Penis: It runs for the border.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Penis: It's the adult thing to do?
The AOL Penis: Its so easy to use,no wonder its #1?
The Pontiac Penis: Built for kicks,Built for Keeps
The Psychic Penis: It knows you're coming b4 you do

rm_ShokGee 44M

12/11/2005 5:33 pm

I have the Excedrin, Snickers, Magnavox, American Express, M&M, Lucky Charms, Energizer, Right Guard, Campbell Soup, Allstate, Budlight, Twizzler, Burger King, Lays, Extra, Maxwell House, and Milk penis. Holla back if you would like to be like Dodge and grab life by the horns.


blackpussy000 40F

12/12/2005 6:30 am

My favorite penis is the Excedrin and Energizer....can't go wrong with those two.


blackpussy000 40F

12/13/2005 10:23 am

Thank you sccpl05


240017 38M

12/20/2005 10:04 pm

blackpussy can i eat your pussy?


blackpussy000 40F

4/2/2006 10:00 am

    Quoting 240017:
    blackpussy can i eat your pussy?
Sure you can.


justin_uff 41M

5/7/2006 5:51 pm

blackp i would tell you what kind of dick i got but it would be better if i fuk you then you tell me what kind of dick i got


blackpussy000 40F

5/8/2006 3:09 pm

ummm,Justin_uff...that sounds like an invitation.


BIGGUY4U864 38M
1 post
7/28/2006 6:29 am

i got that crack penis for you baby


blackpussy000 40F

7/28/2006 7:33 am

Almost scared to ask you bigguy,what the hell is the crack penis?


rm_blackmamba_X 39M

9/22/2006 3:54 pm

The Excedrin Penis, The Burger King Penis, The All State Penis


rm_pussyetr069 51M
2 posts
9/24/2006 10:28 am

I've got the Secret penis, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.


rm_lickernfront 61M
8 posts
10/28/2006 11:01 am

energizer penis, timex penis,burger king penis. and a tongue and jaw muscles that has no quit in em


O269x2 58M
71 posts
11/19/2006 1:43 pm

I've got the KFC penis,
Finger lickin good!


DosesWhiteTests 50M
10 posts
2/16/2007 12:26 pm

I'll check in with the Snickers and Kix!


rm_nate6231 46M

2/21/2007 11:02 am

I got that Energizer dick. Want 2 know if I can have a taste of that fat ass peach


rm_strokeman6 44M

9/1/2007 8:18 pm

really to tell wouldnt do it justice come fuck me,damn can i lick that pussyhole


atl2k7 42M

11/6/2007 11:27 am

That was very amusing..


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