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More jokes that i found today!
How do you make a redneck sheila feel good about
Compliment on her tooth.
What did spock find in the toilet?
The captain's log,
What do baghdad and hiroshima have in common?
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
This guy went into a whorehouse.once in the room
with the prostitute,he put $50 on the table and
dropped his pants.The hooker almost fainted at the
sight of his 18-inch cock.Hold on,pal,"she said.
"i'll lick it,i'll suck it, but your not sticking
that thing in me."The man pulled up his pants,
picked up his $50 and said, "fuck that.I can do
all the other stuff myself.
It was harold's first day in the car pool.The car
pulled up outside his house,honked and harry came
running out.He was halfway down the path when he
heard a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot
tapping on the veranda.He turned around and there
she was scowling at him.He ran back to the steps,
spread her bathrobe,bent over and kissed her on
the snatch.Then he ran down to the care and
hopped in.After a few minutes the driver broke the
silence."Harry,it's none of my business."he said,
"but why did you kiss your missus down there?"
"well,"harry said,"you wouldn't belive her breath
in the mornings.
8/18/2005 8:51 am
8/18/2005 9:54 pm
hahah good ones!|