The Pick-Up Line  

bipolybabe 55F
10715 posts
7/15/2006 4:35 pm

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The Pick-Up Line


ethicalplayer's funny post on So Addictive... about what actually came out of his mouth when faced with an attractive woman reminded me of why we're here online looking for fellow sex fiends.

It's because it's REALLY SCARY out there dating in the real world.

That woman you want to approach, she may be married, attached or recently had a nasty break-up, meaning that she wishes she had a rifle with you in the sight right at this moment. Just because you spoke to her!

Or, maybe she just doesn't swing that way and will say "Eww, gross!" when you suggest meeting for hot chocolate.

I've come up with what I think is a pretty good pick-up line, though. I plan to use it the next time I see that buffed guy with the blond dreads down at the beach.

"I'll give you three guesses about what kind of man I'm attracted to..."

I figure if I deliver the line with a cheerful fuck-me grin and manage not to stare at his crotch, I'll probably be okay. I'll let you know how it goes.

So, what do you think could be a suggestive opening line that won't get you blown away?

(c) 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe

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akron42   
2375 posts
7/15/2006 5:40 pm

Anything's better than the usual "Hey, baby, wanna fuck?"! I get that one too often. I'm a sucker for a compliment. If a guy or girl says "You have beautiful eyes/legs/hair/etc." I'm usually interested!


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:21 pm:
That's a beautiful brassiere you're wearing. And you wear it so well...

BPB

rm_letmefucku04 34F

7/15/2006 5:41 pm

hey let me buy you dinner and then i'll make you breakfast in the morning


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:23 pm:
For those of us foodies, that would work!

Now, not to get too personal, but it looks like there's a tornado moving into your yoni. (The photo's a little alarmingly dark.)

I personally adore yonis, but I prefer to look at a woman's eyes before her pussy.

BPB

rm_Now_N_Zen 54M
82 posts
7/15/2006 10:05 pm

For the bar scene...

We could waste all night here playing games and buying each other drinks,
or we could go somewhere a little more private and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway...


Scary thing is when it "works" the first thought is always OOPS!


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:24 pm:
Yeah, you gotta wonder what you've bought if you could pick someone up with one line.

BPB

docdirk 47M

7/15/2006 11:08 pm

Pardon me, but you don't happen to have any bunnies boiling on the stovetop at home, do ya?

Ah, Its you again, Your Angel Feathers and your Blood Stains...


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:24 pm:
Why...did you see a Fatal Attraction sorta glimmer in my eye?

BPB

VCF1962 105F

7/16/2006 2:06 am

Prefer your champagne pink ?

Mistress Innuendo
Taking what you say and turning it into something naughty !!


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:25 pm:
Intriguing...makes me wonder if I have to drink pink champagne or if I get to drink it out of something rosy.

BPB

wickedeasy 67F  
26746 posts
7/16/2006 5:50 am

hi

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:25 pm:
Yeah, that works. I'll let you know if it works on the dude with the dreads and the ripped pecs.

BPB

spacecadet561 60M

7/16/2006 10:03 am

Short, simple lines are usually the hardest to screw up. I seem to be an aficionado of "sole" food, too, as in "open mouth, insert foot". Mrs. Malaprop is another old acquaintance.

SpaceCadetรน


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:26 pm:
It's better not to look like you're working too hard, too!

BPB

rm_cj80000 51M/54F
1 post
7/16/2006 10:13 am

Why always a pickup line? How about just starting with a positive conversation with no expectations at all!


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:29 pm:
The reason I'm launching the conversation is because I desire to take him home and look at the rest of his body. Naked.

I'd like to be one of those easy-going, no expectations, totally groovy gals, but I've ridden my bike past him twice now without saying a word because he is sooooo beautiful. To me.

So, I wanna see if he can notice me and show interest.

My friend wickedeasy suggests "hi" as an opener. That could work.

BPB

And, if you've got a recipe for letting go of expectations and being in the moment, please let me know!!!

meerkittykat 42F

7/16/2006 10:25 am

I never had a line, perse...but usually tried to latch onto something someone I wanted to pick up was saying and interject some sort of disarming humour and a smile. Worked often enough for my tastes.


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:31 pm:
I've had humor fall flat--for me--as often as it's worked to pick up guys. Even with guys I know they can seem not to pick up on gentle teasing. At least on the phone.

Maybe it's all in the eyes...

BPB

rm_CuummDrop 49F
2591 posts
7/16/2006 10:41 am

"you really do need a ring on that finger"!

OR

"wanna go fishing?"... Then he says days later "you know we wouldn't get any fishing done"... Talk about disappointment..sigh...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:32 pm:
Now, I'd never considered suggesting fishing as a euphemism for sex...but we're all fishing all the time.

BPB

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
7/16/2006 11:02 am

wow...it totally depends on the situation and the person. I've had success with "lines" but usually after there is some measure of relationship/knowledge of the object of my desire.


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:33 pm:
Yes, it has to do with knowing your market, doesn't it? The success of pickup lines.

BPB

digdug41 49M

7/17/2006 12:34 am

hmmm seiin that I dont really talk alotta shit here's my chance and this is what I would say in passin poly if we walking by eachother I'd say excuse me luv I'm into vanilla do you like chocalate.....with nuts I usually get a chuckle out of that and then I'm in there I aint got alotta game but I do have the gift of gab

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:35 pm:
I love chocolate!

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rm_CaTexansb 70M
32 posts
7/17/2006 12:59 pm

The one I use on all the ladies that my friends love is this

I tell them I am so surprised to see them here tonight/today.

When they ask why, I tell them "I thought the Miss America finals were today".

It is a great ice breaker.


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:42 pm:
Your approach, though sweet and well-intentioned, sounds a bit dated to me. Let's see if we can update it.

I've heard the Miss Beauty & Brains contest was on today. Or...????

BPB

VenusDiaries 62M
867 posts
7/17/2006 3:48 pm

I was at a convention and this woman told me that she knew me from the year before. I reponded that I really didn't remember her. She later became one of the great loves of my life. We kissed that first night. The next evening she was at the bar and I told her I thought that she had the most beautiful feet. It really wasn't a line it was what I actually thought at that moment, however it worked and she spent the rest of weekend in my bed at the Riverfront Marriot or fucking me on the balcony as ships passed by in the night. It was an awesome way to start a relationship. I wish the ending of that relationship had been that spectacular.


bipolybabe replies on 7/17/2006 7:43 pm:
"You have beautiful feet."

I'll have to remember that one!

BPB

SacredStarDance

7/17/2006 8:40 pm

sorry lost on this one but great post

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


bipolybabe replies on 7/20/2006 6:52 am:
So, Mrs. Muff, do we understand you never pick anyone up in the real world? Time for some confessions in your own blog?

BPB

ProtonicMan 48M

7/18/2006 4:15 am

How the fuck(less) would I know? I can't get a woman to reply to an e-mail let alone a pickup line.

TJ


bipolybabe replies on 7/20/2006 6:53 am:
Try WickedEasy's easy line: "Hi."

BPB

MoonRise9 58M

7/19/2006 9:08 am

How about writing a note. You stop on your bike and hand it to him, saying "Hi, please read this"

The note might say, "I've ridden my bike past YOU twice in the last week. I wanted to say hello, but I get shy because I find you so attractive. Do you want to go for a walk with me and talk? "


bipolybabe replies on 7/20/2006 6:54 am:
That's an interesting idea, but he might assume I'm one of those mutes who goes around on trains asking for money.

I think I'll try "Hi" for starters next time I see him!

BPB

NEsailor 69M

7/19/2006 2:13 pm

Well, I've tried "Would you think I was a dirty old man if I said I'd really love to eat you?"

It got a chuckle, but that's about all.


bipolybabe replies on 7/20/2006 6:56 am:
Smirk and I'm outahere.

I think the consensus is that rehearsed pick up lines just don't work. I'm going with "Hi" and a warm smile next time I see that hottie.

Nothing ventured, nothing...well, you know.

BPB

MoonRise9 58M

7/20/2006 10:38 am

"I think I'll try "Hi" for starters next time I see him!"

Just "Hi" isn't enough. He may be as tongue-tied-turned-on as you, and just say "Hi" back.

I once took a course in human verbal initiation, like we were studying humans as a species. It's very important after the "Hi" to ask him a TOTALLY non-threatening open-ended question about something you have in COMMON, then also have a second backup question to keep things going. One easy intro question if you're outdoors is "Hi, what do you think of this weather?" Second question if you're on a bike,"Do you know anything about adjusting bike brakes" or "Are there usually this many (or few) people at this park?" After you've chatted a bit, you can get a little more personal, like "You're in great shape. What gyms around here do you like?"


SacredStarDance

7/20/2006 7:11 pm

confession ??..actually have picked up many men and woman and pretty clever lines at that..I have confessed many times I'm a flirt slut ..

at the time I read your blog I was a lil tired and lost for words.. just a polite hello to say I enjoyed your post instead of the peek and Run thing... Ill save any confession in my blog..
best wishes.

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat


buddhamike 106M
7006 posts
7/21/2006 1:45 pm

It's all about pheromones (chemistry).
.
If the pheromones are right, any line will work.
.
If the pheromones aren't right, no line will work.


JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
7/24/2006 8:48 pm

Does your boyfriend love kissing your tatoo? ...

I got a wicked grin and a "yes" to that one... "yes" that her boyfriend like doing it! But the grin on her face was priceless.

Oh... her heart tatoo was just to the left of her bellybutton... and I'll bet he doesn't stop there


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