Semen makes me happy.  

bipolybabe 54F
10715 posts
7/6/2006 6:05 am

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Semen makes me happy.


I know from my own experience that sex is the best remedy for whatever ails me. It cures all kinds of female troubles. It makes me feel damn good. I am a nicer person to be around when I get laid.

I had no idea it might be related to semen intake.

My Tantric sex coach explained how she used to drink smoothies that included her partner's ejaculate for the supposed health benefits. She would just empty the condom into the blender, add the frozen yogurt and strawberries, frappe and there ya go.

Can you imagine ordering that at Jamba Juice?

"I'll take the Sex Boost. Give me bee pollen, a bit of of ginko and a double shot of semen while you're at it."

However, thanks to kissmystuff for publishing info from a New Scientist article, we now know that the best way to get your semen shot may be missionary-style. The sexual position may not influence the health benefits but it appears to best absorbed through the yoni, rather than taken orally or anally.

So, while responsible people use condoms when not fucking their own version of the Live-In Penis, I can hardly wait to get home and stir up some happy juice.

For more on the health benefits of semen, see:

Semen Acts As An Anti-depressant!

(c) 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe

BPB

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mewisemagic3 50M

7/6/2006 6:48 am

You mean I can sell it?????


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:30 pm:
Let me get back to ya on that. Not sure if the market for semen is fully developed yet.

BPB

wickedeasy 66F  
25463 posts
7/6/2006 10:58 am

i just like the taste

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:31 pm:
Thank you for suggesting yet another poll!

BPB

jst4fun915 34F

7/6/2006 4:26 pm

I got to "finish" a BJ with my partner this weekend, which is always a nice change of pace. The taste doesn't bother me, and there is definitely something empowering and erotic about making a man cum with your mouth. However, emptying the condom into a smoothie sounds pretty far out to me. I think I'll stick to more traditional methods for my semen fix. It's great for the skin, too!


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:33 pm:
Yeah, frankly, the semen smoothie grosses me out, too!

And, I confess...only one guy has ever cum in my mouth. I told him to or he would not be coming at all...and voila, there it was!

I spit, which was stupid I learned from the health control guy, since if you're gonna catch a deadly virus, it happens immediately. I might as well as have swallowed.

BPB

ProtonicMan 47M

7/6/2006 5:22 pm

Semen makes me happy too. Especially giving it away!

TJ


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:34 pm:
Toasting with my wine to lotsa happy takers!

BPB

rm_Pebcac80 42M
104 posts
7/7/2006 5:34 am

There are some phenomenal health benefits to semen. If a man is healthy, here are some of the benefits:

* Semen contains an unusual mix of acidic compounds + zinc + calcium in a suspension. Because of that, Semen does more to whiten your teeth then say, nighttime toothpaste. Forbes Magazine's Alan Farnham notes this in his article both in print and online (you can search for it).

* Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

* Known anti-depressent qualities, etc.

However, something you note in your article is not very good: that's using semen from a condom. I would really recommend against that. Because most condoms contain a spermicidal lubricant, the benefts would be largely muted, and many negatives - including the purging of helpful digestive bacteria - would be present. In other words, you would be pretty likely to end up with a sour stomach and more then likely some running to the bathroom you really don't want. Even non-spermicidal condoms contain a plastic off residue or in many cases general lubricant which can act as a "digestive aid" which would basically cause you to flush your body in ways you probably don't want.

Just thought I would throw that in there


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:35 pm:
Thank you for averting a digestive disaster!

Actually, the semen smoothie idea grosses me out.

If I'm gonna imbibe, I'd rather it be the usual way.

BPB

TonyPlays 64M

7/8/2006 12:14 pm

One time this girl gave me a hand job. She ended up with a large handful of cum. I offered her a towel to clean her hands, but instead she rubbed it all over her face like it was some kind of facial cream.

She said it was good for the skin.

She worked at a Denny's. Some customers were commenting on what a nice complexion she had. She just said flat-out. "It's cum on my face." The customers were speechless. LOL


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:37 pm:
That's a Denny's I'd like to visit!

Pen and pad out now...where will I find your friend with the glowing face?

She must subscribe as my singer heroine Liz Phair does to the regime of "gimme your hot white cum."

BPB

Rdy2doit 52M

7/10/2006 3:40 pm

Im sure theres plenty of us men willing to donate at jamba juice


bipolybabe replies on 7/10/2006 8:38 pm:
We'll have to work on developing the market for it. We may be just a bit ahead of our time,

BPB

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