Make Him Holler!  

bipolybabe 54F
10715 posts
8/20/2006 1:15 pm

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8/23/2006 9:34 am

Make Him Holler!

I was just reading through the latest hilarious comments in response to the poll on Do You Make Noise While Fucking?. One woman said her boyfriend loves when she sucks his cock but “he only jerks a little and squeaks.”

Then, she asked:

“Any ideas on how to get him to holler?”

You asked the right BiPolyBabe at the right time:

Bite it!

No, wait. I take that back. And spit it out.

I’ve given up the right to castrate men forever. I love men. They are not the problem. “I love you. I’m sorry.” (See Healing and Transformation--Hawaiian Style about how to heal others–and the world–through healing oneself.)

Any other suggestions about how to get men to do more than “squeak and jerk”?

© 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe


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rm_dosrev 38M
2091 posts
8/20/2006 1:49 pm


If hes quiet, hes quiet, not everyone is a screamer.

"Enough of this palaver, lets get the show on the road!"
"The best thing about a day like that is that it can't get any worse. It was a bad day AND a Monday. The rest of the week has to be better." - Hotandsteamygirl

CB_2 51F

8/20/2006 2:02 pm

I love a noisy fucker. The silent gasp is a real disappointment to me.

Personally, I'd withold blowjobs until he agreed to let rip a bit. I mean, dosrev is right, not everyone is a screamer. But I guess we want to be reassured he hasn't fallen asleep.

Blogito ergo sum.

rm_Kissmystuff 61F
1435 posts
8/20/2006 3:06 pm

I like hearing the screams also when I've made him cum by giving him head. Have been lucky in that my men have been screamers in that regard. Magahee's suggestion..well..I've found that some men just don't like that. It's best to know before hand if he's ok with your finger up his rectum. could be that he's a more silent type and is just trying to focus on the feeling. That's what I do and find it irritating when someone keeps talking to me during the deed..wanting me to talk back or make some noise when I'm not ready to.

Pay attention to what's happening to his body. Does his penis get harder..does it pulse and throb? Believe me..if the answer is yes..then he is awake and enjoying the feeling.



IamWetFire 52F

8/20/2006 4:36 pm

I was going to suggest a cattle prod up the ya-ya, but. . .well, I don't actually want to scare men to death.

FiringFromTheHip 48M

8/20/2006 6:44 pm

Hell and here is my take on it as a man. Ok from a screamer's point of view. There are people that are afraid to release the beast within themselves. They are afraid to let their feelings overpower them and just let it all come out. I used to be a quiet bed partner. Now that I have adjusted, enriched, repaired, the inner me and healed a few broken parts of my psyche, I scream with joy at the top of my lungs when the right woman gives me oral sex. You see not all of them do it the right way to make me scream. So a little bit of it might be that he needs to tell you when or what makes him feel better or not. Still I never used to scream until I looked inside and asked if I was really enjoying the depth of the passion and pleasure. I was not. So now I have a tremendous noisy bed habit even when I reach orgasm while having intercourse. One more thing. When men learn to tap their inner being, only speaking for me of course, you can also learn how to have orgasms without ejaculation. It all comes down to whether or not you can release the lover/beast within. Look inward and explore.


FiringFromTheHip 48M

8/20/2006 6:45 pm

Should have started with Hello Not hell. Typing half asleep again.


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/20/2006 7:56 pm

    Quoting magahee77:
    This one is easy... Insert finger in ass at unexpected time... He'll make some noise
Dammit, that was gonna be my answer.
I love a man to be loud, the louder, the better! And don't even get me started on men who will dirty talk. When I am with someone who is quiet, I tell him that he can be as loud as he wants. I let him know that the more responsive he gets, the more responsive I will be. That thing called communication really does work sometimes.


bipolybabe 54F

8/20/2006 8:44 pm

Um, turn off the power to the house in the middle of a soccer game?



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Mermaidslut 49F

8/20/2006 9:37 pm

new rule.. do a test drive with phone sex.. if he is a talker, you will know... in advance of getting in to bed with him. of course, i haven't completed testing this theory myself yet, but I am working on it!

Sailor376 62M
2288 posts
8/20/2006 9:49 pm

Hello Babe, (Sorry, but that feels a demeaning personal nom de plume)


Who has said talk about it? Are you trying to tell me that you are going to expect a Man to intuit something? And should that conversation have taken place, which I DOUBT, it becomes his choice equal to hers.

Talk about it. Or move on and expect the next guy to guess his way through life.


rm_B_O_H_I_C_A 53M
342 posts
8/21/2006 1:03 am

Communication could be the key here. If it's something you want (and who doesn't like a cheering section!), tell him how you feel. He enjoys it when you make noise, right? Maybe letting him know that it really excites you would help. Some guys feel awkward making any noise, but if it was "obvious" to him that it really turned you on to know how much you were pleasing him...
Just my two-and-a-half cents worth

economickrisis 54M

8/21/2006 1:19 am

G'day luv, yeah I can relate what happened in my case. One of my ex girlfriends stopped sucking one day and started blowing. Well, what with all the pressure building up inside, I started farting real loud.

I hope this helps ya. EK

bipolybabe replies on 8/21/2006 8:08 am:
That's not exactly the noise I had in mind, but it just goes to show that one can learn something new every day.

And, though I rarely LOL while at my computer, the idea of you getting blown full of air and having to fart to release it did make me chuckle, snort and chortle for quite some time.


FrankPicasso 52M

8/21/2006 9:39 pm

We can be trained to pretty much do whatever you want. Squeak, jerk, bark ... whatever. It's all cause and effect. Hell, under the right circumstances I've been known to recite the entire first act of Hamlet.

TonyPlays 64M

8/22/2006 7:30 pm

I don't holler but I make these deep moans, like: "uuh, uuuhh, uuuHHH, UUUUHHHHH, UUUUOOOHHhhh!"

ProtonicMan 47M

8/22/2006 8:28 pm

You want him to holler? Keep a car battery under your bed, with a lead from each battery terminal hidden inside the sheets. When he's sufficiently close to orgasm, or otherwise distracted, brush the wires across his ass cheeks.


Warning: This is posted for humorous purposes only. The use of electrical devices and/or electrical current in play should be undertaken only by carefully trained personnel in controlled circumstances.

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