Do you have a body part that tells the truth?  

bipolybabe 54F
10715 posts
8/19/2006 12:03 pm

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8/19/2006 6:47 pm

Do you have a body part that tells the truth?

In the blog on [post 474653], one reader said she believes if she eats chocolate in the middle of the night, it doesn't count, but that's not what her thighs tell her. She assumes her thighs lie.

For me, my big round butt tells lies about my consumption of Big Macs. I would never, ever eat a Big Mac because it's a crime against the Amazon jungle--all those trees being knocked down to produce cheap beef. I would never, ever let that form of capitalist prostitution cross my lips. Would I?

My butt says I do.

Well, just for that, I'm off to work out that butt: hiking up a hill with a new guy. It's a totally blind date set up by my "token lesbian friends." They suspect he's GIB. I had to ask what that means. "Good in Bed."

Will I confirm or disconfirm their intuition? Don't know. Doubt it 'cuz my heart still hurts from my live-in lover's defection. But, maybe that's just my head lying about what my yoni wants. Pretty much what my yoni wants, my yoni gets. She never lies.

Now, do you have a body part that lies? One that never lies? What lies or truths does it tell?

(c) 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe


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wickedeasy 66F  
25445 posts
8/19/2006 12:32 pm

every once in a while my yoni fibs
she tries not to
but sometimes, what's a yoni to do?

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

wickedeasy 66F  
25445 posts
8/19/2006 12:33 pm

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/19/2006 3:00 pm

Yeah, that rotten area on your stomach where they cut you for a cesarean. No matter what I do I cant get rid of that, I know the nerves are ruined, I have no feeling there.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
8/19/2006 3:01 pm

Sigh, that was supposed to be a

ShaneLiveLife 50M

8/19/2006 3:03 pm

My brain lies ....

it tells me to be rational too often

.... when in fact I should be going with my heart and desires

My intuition cells never lie (well almost never!)

.... they tell me not to analyse a list of decision pros/cons and simply trust them ....

I suppose I had better mention my dick (since Yoni's have been mentioned)

.... it's too stupid to lie !

............ and is simply demandingly truthful about what it wants (like a baby)

................... good job I don't listen to it as much as I used to ....

Live with passion !

jd29992z 54M
3888 posts
8/19/2006 5:10 pm

My head lies it still thinks it has hair later JD

rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
8/19/2006 6:20 pm

Ummm, that would be my entire body. Lyin' wench that she is.

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