Characteristics of a Great Butt?  

bipolybabe 55F
10715 posts
7/24/2006 8:05 pm

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7/29/2006 9:22 am

Characteristics of a Great Butt?

My LIP (Live-In Penis) and I have a dispute that you can answer.

Which is more important in a GREAT BUTT:

* Smooth, zit-free texture when you grab it?

* Muscles that rise up to meet your hand?

Ahem, this is BiPolyBrit. Thank you for your time and attention.

My thanks to expatbrit49 for showing me how it's done.

(c) 2006 AskAphrodite aka BiPolyBabe


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OboesHonedIambs 62F

7/24/2006 9:56 pm

I think I wanna go with zit free and muscled.

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bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:24 am:
Yes, ABQ, we all want it ALL. This is the game my kids call "The Hard Questions." They ask me stuff like, "If you had to give up your vision or hearing for the rest of your life, what would you choose?"


alphuctup 40M

7/25/2006 4:09 am's the whole package, judge each case on it's relative merits!

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:25 am:
Yes, indeed, I like a nice package that includes a firm, muscular butt.


tadpudgy 56M

7/25/2006 7:43 am

ex-girlfriend said she liked to bounce a quarter off a mans butt and if she got back two dimes and a nickle, well, let the sexual marathon begin!(LOL!)

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:26 am:
Well with that quarter and the two dimes and a nickle, sex is about the only thing she could buy. Sex is one of the best, cheap forms of entertainment I know of!


expatbrit49 62M

7/25/2006 8:08 am

Well I like something smooth and tasty... lol

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:27 am:
Sounds like your order at Blenders in the Grass!


phoenix639 49F

7/25/2006 9:16 am

Smooth & zit free is an absolute must for bottom squeezing.

I dont mind if a bum isnt muscular but i cant stand a a saggy, wrinkly arse. It needs shape & there needs to be one. Many men sont seem to have a bum...either that or far too much of one hanging over their jeans.

Whats with the bum cleavage thing anyway...some women do it. Its horrid. The worst ive seen was PLEASE DONT READ ANY MORE IF EATING......a man had a huge builders arse hanging out of his scruffy jeans. He clearly hadnt bothered to use toilet paper properly after his last bathroom visit. I almost puked.

Have i said too much?

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:29 am:
Aaagh! You get a big "O" for "OVERSHARING."

I don't know how pants falling off a guy's butt ever got to be stylish when there are so many shining examples of plumber's crack for us to learn from!


southrnpeach333 50F

7/25/2006 10:44 am

you mean we have to choose?

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:30 am:
There are some of us who live in FantasyLand where we get it all.

I'd like to live there, too. Is there room?


Greekgirl4u06 39F

7/25/2006 11:25 am

im kinda partial to the smooth feeling, it doesnt bother me if someone doesnt have the "must have" hard tight muscles and all.

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:57 am:
Yes, and as I age, I'll probably let my fondness for hard asses fall by the wayside since it's likely that I'll be grabbing men my own vintage.


crazygurl2xx 57F

7/25/2006 1:34 pm

well, i have no ass thanks to genetics so smooth and firm will have to satisfy my partners but i dearly love a deep crack to boot!


bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:58 am:
I'm voting with you!


wickedeasy 67F  
26823 posts
7/25/2006 2:02 pm

in a woman - smooooooooooooooooth

ina man - muscles

in a pinch - clean - ewwwwwwww Phoenix

You cannot conceive the many without the one.

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:58 am:
Yep, sounds good. Definitely clean!


frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
7/25/2006 3:42 pm

Depends on whether it's a male or female butt?

I'd hope both are zit free but I'd never expect a male arse to be as smooth as a womans.

A combination of muscles and smoothness sounds perfect!!


bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 9:59 am:
Yep, we'd all like perfection!


rm_gerson42 52M
2419 posts
7/25/2006 4:07 pm

How about hairy?
ger - (Commenting freely and without expectation.)

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:00 am:
My word! Does hair grow down there too on you furry fuckers?


rm_sexxikritter 52F
2715 posts
7/25/2006 4:38 pm

As long as I can grab ahold of it and dig in, it's all good.

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:00 am:
Yep, a good handhold is nice.


ProtonicMan 48M

7/25/2006 5:55 pm

*looks in mirror*

Yeah, I've got both.


bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:00 am:
Lucky you!


PandorasBoxxxx 106F
10040 posts
7/25/2006 6:15 pm

On a male I like it when they have those indents in their butt cheeks! Also, like the nice and smooth feel! Yum!

On a female I like a bubble butt or a heart shaped ass!

oh and @ LIP I have never heard that term before! Love it!

Teenagers are god's punishment for having sex!!


bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:04 am:
Let's forget talking about butts and discuss, instead, that amazing strap-on you've got on. Could be spot-on to help me through this dry spell. Though I did look at your blog and see that you're fasting. Me, I prefer merely to whine.

Whine, whine, whine,


JudeL5 46M
1550 posts
7/25/2006 6:22 pm

My vote is smooth and zit free first.... but muscles are even better

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:06 am:
Yep, a man after my own heart: "I want it all, dammit!"


gooodloven2 63M
368 posts
7/25/2006 8:10 pm

I have no butt ,well not much of one any way some times cant keep my pants on,lol.on a women i like a but thats good to grab and pull into me ,smooth is nice, clean is a must ,hair i have never found it on a womans butt,ok a bit in the crack maybe,if you walk you will have a good butt regardless of the size or shape so i guess its the muscels as well.

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:06 am:
Too bad about your pants. Tried suspenders?


rm_putt675 51M
1118 posts
7/25/2006 8:36 pm

I want it all! Smooth, muscled, upside-down heart shape and attached to wonderfully athletic legs. And an owner loves to show it off in perfectly built clothes.

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:07 am:
Yep, another "I want it all!" guy.

A man after my own heart,


Hydragenias 56F

7/26/2006 7:39 am

You can't get much more perfect than a butt like this:

bipolybabe replies on 7/29/2006 10:08 am:
Yep, that's a good one. I had to go check him out to find out he's on the other side of the world.


Hydragenias 56F

7/26/2006 4:11 pm

Come ON 1HARDAZZ! show us your BUTT! I have a feeling it looks QUITE delicious!

rm_Entro1963 53M
9 posts
7/26/2006 5:37 pm

Dear Babe,

Has anyone ever mentioned to you that the term Live in Penis (LIP), as ascribed to your boyfriend, is degrading, misandrous, and reduces your mate to a pure sex object? Even amongst horny pervs like us, most agree that courtesy and respect remain important. You constantly whine about feminist issues. How about if I called you a Live in Cunt or Live in Vagina? Would you be delighted with that? I really doubt it; you'd probably cry about sexism. And you shouldn't be pleased if a man refers to you in that way, particularly in a public venue such as this. You ask 50 people to define sexism or racism or feminism or masculinism and you'll get 50 different responses....the bottom line is respect, and your name for your ahem boyfriend is disrespectful in my view.



bipolybabe replies on 7/26/2006 9:28 pm:
Thank you, Entro. I am fully aware of sexual objectification, and that is not my intent.

I have written before that I use the term "Live-In Penis" in jest, that using the term belies the fact that I have fallen in love with him. I use it as a defense mechanism because admitting I care--in public--is scary.

If he wanted to refer to me as the Live-In Pussy, I would hear it in the same way, as a sort of personal pet name, because only he and I know the depths of our current relationship, and only the Goddess knows what we will mean to one another in the future.

So, I am not negating what you say, because I do recognize that language is how we humans create meaning in our lives. Language is how we share ourselves with others when we're not face to face and naked. I will be mindful in the future each time I use the term to provide a little context for readers so that they know I don't mean to demean my lover.

But, do you see how complicated we humans can make our sexual relations? I love him. I am afraid of being hurt, so I verbally keep him at a distance in public.

Thanks again for alerting me to the need to be clear in my language. Maybe I'll footnote it each time I use the term, because I know what it means to me, and I don't intend to stop using it unless my lover objects.


Oh, the one thing you said that I object to is that I don't "whine" about feminist issues. I am a woman. I see things through my perspective based on the context of my life. I am seeking freedom and equality in relationships with men. I wonder about stuff like [post 373241], but I try not to whine. I take responsibility for my part in creating the world I live in and for creating the world I'd like to live in.

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