bingybongy 54M
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2/5/2006 4:05 am

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6/19/2006 2:04 pm


More proof, if proof were needed, that the human BRAIN is the sexiest organ in the body.

I am chatting to a lovely lady and although we are the best part of 500kms (350 miles) apart, I can make her wet and she can make me hard!!!

Yet at the same time, doesn't it strike you that we have, in some way, regressed as a species.

Ten years ago, if you were male, you'd gather with your Neanderthal mates and go out "Chick" hunting. You met people, talked to each other in pubs and bars....

Now, 100 years ago, you would see a pretty young thing at a debutant's ball, and follow up two days later by saying:

"Mr dear Miss Taken,

I am a reputable young man of the County, with a respectable occupation and a salary of £200 per annum. I saw you at last Saturday's ball and I wondered if you would care to take tea with me on Sunday afternoon next".

Three weeks later, having checked me and my entire family out, you would reply and say yes or no.

We're back there again, aren't we??? People meeting by WRITING to each other first. Seeing each other at the electronic version of the debutant's ball. it's a lot quicker and the messages are now more like

"Yo, bitch.

Saw your picture and I like the look of your hooters. How's about we meet and get jiggy with it??? I've got a fat wallet and an even fatter cock. How's about a shag next Friday??"

.....but as for the basic principle, I think Mr D'Arcy would approve, don't you????

"Dear Mr D'Arcy,

I saw your picture too and I like the look of your trouser snake.

You show me yours and I'll show you mine - for £50, a night out at the pictures and the promise that you won't stick your manhood up my arse.

Yours sincerley,

Emily Bronte".

What the HELL am I going on about????? Nurse!!!!! The tranquilisers!!!!!

phoenix639 49F

6/18/2006 2:03 pm

So what Shakespeare of said? Lol.

Love the way youve put this actually...very clever & soooo very true.

bingybongy 54M

6/18/2006 2:56 pm

And Shakespeare would have said...

"I see my mistress's eyes
And they have no compare in mortal knowing.
The brightness of their shine
Would make the sun a'curse its own light
And scurry to the darkest night.

For I have seen love in human form
And known the thrill of a fleeting touch
Of beauty -
Borne by womankind"

Or something like that....

phoenix639 49F

6/19/2006 4:11 am

Im liking it BB

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