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Another party's over...
Another party's over...
Well... there goes the World Cup for another 4 years.
Goodbye Zinedine Zidane. Thank God you have proved that there is at least ONE person on this planet who is more brain dead than Wayne Rooney.
Goodbye David Beckham. The most over-rated player in the history of English football.
Goodbye Ronaldo (Brazil). Am I the only person who thinks he looks like the squirrel in "Over the hedge"?
Goodbye Ronaldo (Portugal). There'll be a welcome in Manchester just especially for you.
Goodbye Sven Goran Eriksson. What EXACTLY did you do during the last five years??? Except every woman you ever met, that is.......
7/9/2006 2:59 pm
Im actually a fan of Zidane & was shocked by his behaviour, he normally has more self control than that.|
How dare you insult squirrels!! All the Brazilians are goofy anyway.
As for Christiano Ronald...do you honestly think he will be back in MCR!! He will be playing for another team asap. I have heard bars & club security wont be allowing him entry. Also MCR taxis have said they will refuse to drive him.
What he did was snidey...especially as Rooney is a team mate. But...its appears to be forgotten that Rooney was out of order. All the heat has been taken off him & passed to Ronaldo (little squirts the pair of them).
Beckham should stick to looking pretty for adverts now.
Eriksson...my Lucky could manage the England team better.
But lets not forget it IS only a game after all.
I mean, there are far more important things to be concerned with. Such as...what colour nail polish do i wear for the meet & greet!!!
7/9/2006 3:00 pm
Ooops typo on Ronaldo....do you think it should be Ronald Mc Donald.|
7/10/2006 2:51 am
With your beauty and personality, do you HONESTLY think anyone is going to be looking at your nail varnish????
Zidane....hmmmm..... I don't know how long you've been interested in football, but did you know that he has a history of sudden, spontaneous violence on a football pitch?? Last night's antics were a shock but not a surprise - if you get my drift. He's always had the capacity to do what he did - and if anyone thinks that football isn't stage managed just as much as WWF, last night should prove it is!!!
Zidane will forever be remembered now as the man sent off in his last ever match (which just happened to be the World Cup Final). What a martyr....what a hopeless case....tell us your story Zinedine......kerching kerching kerching.....
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in teh divorce court.
The judge says:
"I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I'm afraid that I can't grant you a divorce from Mrs Mouse simply on the grounds that she has bucked teeth"
(Assume Mickey Mouse voice):
"But Judge!!! I didn't say she had bucked teeth!!! I said she was fucking Goofy!"