Wow! I can sure be stoopid!  

bigredeatsbush 51M/50F
305 posts
5/9/2006 8:50 pm

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5/25/2006 5:52 am

Wow! I can sure be stoopid!

We went to our first private party for a swingers group we have joined. Wifey and me really "like" a lot of the people in the group, and everybody is really nice. This party was great and I was doing lots of kissing and flirting with lots of pretty women, and wifey was off talking and flirting with some other friends from the group. It wasn't like we deliberatly headed off in our own direction, but you know how it can be at a party. I want to emphasise that I had a LOT of fun that night. I was treating all the ladies to shots of Tequilla (It was a Cinco De Mayo party after all) Well, what kinda swingers party would it be if a guy couldn't get a "tit shot" (if you don't know, I'm talking about doing a shot by taking the glass from a ladies cleavage) Well, since I was providing all these shots, many of the very friendly (and very pretty) ladies were offering me tit shots. Well, a very interesting thing happens when I drink tequilla, my brain just turns off. Oh, I haven't drank that much in a very long time. I woul dhave liked to get nasty with a few of the girls, but I kinda forgot to do anything about it. I mean, how drunk do I have to be for that to happen?

Now, I know what you're thinking, what about wifey? Well, we have a pretty flexible arrangement. In fact, I thought of her even in my drunken frenzy and went and checked on her. I was too drunk to find her, and of course, found myself back at the tequilla table. Just so you guys don't think I'm some sorta lush, that was the drunkest I've been in at least 6 years, and wifey has never seen me that drunk, we've been together for 13 years.

Now, I know what else you're thinking: I was too drunk to do anything anyways. And, that may have been partially true. But, a very strange thing (well, maybe not strange, but suprizing) happened at the end of the night. We go home, and I just feel nothing but unbridled love and passion for my wifey. Now she got a little, but had not had any "O" action yet. So we play for quite a while and she (and me) had a really good time. An hour I wanted more!! Poor girl, I was hung over for two days, but she was sore for that long for a different reason, LOL

It's just nice to know that she still turns me on more than any one, and even when I'm totally drunk and stoopid she loves me back!!

Anyway, just for fun, I'm telling my swinger friends when they ask about the party
"I had so much fun I almost forgot to get laid"

hourglasses 47F

5/10/2006 6:20 pm


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

5/10/2006 6:56 pm

LMAO! Only you, Red!!!

Glad you ended up gettin' some in the end, though!


SilverCityGhost 49M

5/11/2006 12:42 pm

WHat about the tequilla worm? any reports of who ate the worm?

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/12/2006 10:35 am

~ smilez ~

great that you goth had such a gud time....

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