Animal Magnetism  

bigredeatsbush 51M/50F
305 posts
8/30/2005 9:01 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Animal Magnetism

(In an Austailian Accent)
Hello Everybody, and welcome to Wild Redneck Kingdom!
I'm your host Steve Coonskin.
Tonight we will be watching one of many wild animals in the urban jungle.
Aah, we've spotted our first one, the Beerbelly Moron! Now this species has many more males than females, and they usually mate with the blondus ignoramus, if they mate at all.
Uh Oh, this ones gonna go for the rare but exotic, Intelligent Beauty, this should be interesting.
Whoa, I can't belive it, he's going to start the mating ritual by spreading a sample of his scent, he's cut loose with an incredibly rank fart, he must think he's got a better chance if she passes out!
Looks like she's on to him and she's gonna try to get away by moving to another table completely across the room. As many of you know, the Beerbelly Moron is not going to rid of that easily. He quickly goes to the bar to get a longneck beer, notice how he specifically instructs the bartender NOT to open it. Now he's heading across the bar straight for our Intelligent Beauty again. Look at him go! He just opened the bottle by sticking it in his belly button, that's one of the ways to easily identify this breed, by the way. And now he's offering her the beer. This is incredible! Oh, I can't believe it, she taking the beer! Oh, this is incredible, you never see this in the wild, it is truly a rare moment here folks! Oh, but wait, it's a bluff by the Intelligent Beauty, and the Beerbelly Moron doesn't even see it coming.
WHAM!
Well folks, that's it for our Beerbelly Moron, looks like survival of the fittest is taking over tonight.

What for us next time on Wild Redneck Kingdom, when we seek out the Red Headed Trailer Trash and watch her in action!! I'm Steve Coonskin and Goodnight!!


FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/31/2005 12:07 am

Mr. Coonskin- You know, the Beerbelly Moron is very common in rural areas. (You just have to know where to look). I come across them all the time... they are usually spotted at the local watering hole! And, they are known for their hairy backs & corny pick-up lines. If you'd like, I'll take pictures next time for your documentary.

(I hope my knowledge of the species doesn't put me in the blondus ignoramus category! lol)!

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bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

8/31/2005 7:57 pm

LOL, No thanks, I don't need any more pictures of beerbelly morons, we have plenty up here too! I wouldn't consider you a blondus ignoramus, you are more of a blondus hottie! , also a somewhat rare breed!


Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

9/1/2005 11:57 am

HAHA
this is great!

thanks Red


bigredeatsbush 51M/50F

9/2/2005 7:34 pm

Glad you liked it, its one of those that gets lots of views, but few comments


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