Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex  

bigdaddy71365 51M
222 posts
2/21/2006 4:45 pm

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Top Twenty Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

1- You can get chocolate.
2-"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3- Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5- You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6- You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7- If you bite the nuts to hard the chocolate won't mind.
8- Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without deing called nasty names.
9- The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate.
10- You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
11- You can ask a stanger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13- With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16- Good chocolate is easy to find.
17- You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18- You are never to young or to old for chocolate
19- When you have chocolate it does not keep neighbors awake.
20- With chocolate size doesn't matter;Its always good!!!!!!

rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
2/21/2006 5:14 pm

I do love big chocolate bars, I said before, dip me in chocolate....

i like 3 the best...

Purry {=}


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
2/21/2006 5:22 pm

21. Chocolate doesnt splatter in your eye and laugh about it.

sassybelle21 32F
13313 posts
2/21/2006 5:30 pm

Chocolate doesn't make me pregnant but fat

bigdaddy71365 51M

2/22/2006 11:23 am

Thanks, your all very sweet, I came across this & had to post it.

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