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David finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry Another Women.
"can she cook like i can?" the distrought women asked between sobs.
"not on her best day," he replied.
"can she buy you expensive gifts like i do?"
"no she's broke,"
" well then is it sex,"
" nobody does it like you babe,"
" then what can she do that i can't,"
" SUE ME FOR CHILD SUPPORT,"
2/22/2006 7:34 am
ooooh! That made me laugh *and* cringe!|