Tuesday Night Ramblings 4: The Undiscovered Country  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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2/7/2006 7:50 pm

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Tuesday Night Ramblings 4: The Undiscovered Country


Thoughts that go through my head while I wonder how my alma mater can further humiliate itself on a national level:

* You might have heard about the cheerleader that got kicked off the squad because she worked at Hooters? Yeah, she goes to my school. First dropping football, then the Ludacris debacle, now this... my school never learns...

* Why is it called a shipment if you send it by car, and a cargo if you send it by ship?

* You know the apocalypse isn't too far away when the newest alarm clock to hit the market is one that cooks raw bacon instead of beeping an alarm at you.

* Who would win a fight between the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Hamburger Helper Hand?

* The day Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet no longer do nude scenes in movies will be a dark day, indeed.

* Next time I buy a box of condoms, I'll walk up to the counter and say "Ribbed for her pleasure.... EWWWWWW!" (Quick, name the movie that line came from!)

* If I'm Charlie Brown, the next time Lucy swipes the ball away, I pull a Tajiri and kick her right in the head.

And last, but not least...

* Angus is the most underrated movie of the 1990s.

"I don't sweat. I rain."

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


bigandtallreturn 37M

2/9/2006 5:52 am

Actually, this week was pretty tame compared to the earlier ones... maybe I've exhausted all my thoughts...

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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