Tuesday Night Ramblings: Sailing The Seas of Cheese!  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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5/30/2006 7:29 pm

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5/31/2006 7:05 pm

Tuesday Night Ramblings: Sailing The Seas of Cheese!


Thoughts that go through my head while I shake hands with beef...

* If England can ban James Blunt's music for no good reason, then that clears the way for the U.S. to ban Nick Lachey's new single. I like Lachey and all (he seems like a cool guy), but if I hear that fucking song one more time...

* There's comedy, there's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy... then there's Bon Jovi's lavender leather pants from the "Runaway" video. I wonder what PurryKitty2 (Bon Jovi fanatic that she is) thinks of those pants...

* I always thought no one could ever touch Stacy Fuson for the title of "My Dream Playboy Playmate," but then Raquel Gibson came along...

* You know you've had a good day when your neat-freak dad inspects your shower and doesn't say a word.

* I didn't say I was Magic Johnson... I said I have one...

* I like the French Open and all, but it's just not the same as Wimbledon.

* Is it wrong to laugh whenever my brother feeds innocent and helpless white mice to his king snake? Does this make me a bad person?

And last, but not least...

* Everytime I clean my kitchen floor, I half-expect Mr. Clean to show up from the floor and wink at me.

A bald man with white eyebrows and wearing an earring... truly disturbing.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
5/31/2006 11:22 am

Hell, it's not Blunt's music, it's his friggin' voice. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard, they have better harmonics than that guy. Lachey I'll gladly see banned, too, just on general principle.

No more wrong than when I see cute little bunnies at the pet shop and think "Mmmmm... rabbit stew."

Mr. Clean, eh? The fumes from that stuff are giving you hallucinations. Do the floor with ammonia instead.


The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


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