Tueday Night Ramblings: Ramble On, Sez I  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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3/21/2006 5:08 pm

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3/23/2006 4:12 am

Tueday Night Ramblings: Ramble On, Sez I


Thoughts that go through my head while Terrell Owens continues to make this Eagles fan's life miserable...

* How come every time I have to go grocery shopping, it's pouring rain outside? I don't understand it.

* At this point, I swear my non-broadcasting job could be Initech and my boss might as well be Bill Lumbergh. It's getting that bad there...

*... but that being said, it still beats McDonalds. I know; I worked there for 3+ years.

* There's nothing better than a gift card at a store like Bed Bath & Beyond or Barnes & Noble. It gives ya that "kid in the candy store" feeling again.

* Natalie Portman's bald head in V for Vendetta might be the ultimate test of "Would you fuck someone who looked like that?" And yes, I'd nail Portman, cueball and all.

* I'm convinced that nothing is deadlier than warm Tang. You just gotta go with me on this.

* Just when I think I can't worship Nickel Creek anymore than I already do, they go out and do a cover of Britney Spears' "Toxic." A bluegrass group covering Mrs. Federline. Fantastic.

And last, but not least...

* How many licks does it take to get to the toostie center of a Toostie Pop? (We're talking licks only, no sucking.)

457. I counted.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PassionKisses4Me 44F

3/22/2006 10:11 am

LMAO...you think some of the funniest shit baby....kises to you

~Becky~


bigandtallreturn 37M

3/23/2006 4:12 am

Aw, thanx.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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