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The debut blog
The debut blog
Well, here it is... the most anticipated debut since the Bass-0-Matic '76!
(OK, not really.)
Yes, it's my blog, or as I like to call it, "A New Way To Kvetch." And I guess I'd be remiss if I didn't tip my hat to our of our FNLC (Friday Night Loner Club) comrades, Todd, aka AnEngima. I've only conversed with him once, and I'm not sure how to feel about someone I barely knew, but still, it's a sad way to go, and maybe he'll find his Adult Friend in the afterlife.
I, on the other hand, continue to search for my Adult Friend in the here and now, in this town in East Tennessee that I've lived in for 3+ years now. I've used AdultFriendFinder before, and I actually got a full blown, dating-and-all relationship out of it. I'm not sure if I want that this time around (since I'll be applying for a new job pretty soon, and I'm pretty sure it won't be in this area), but I do know what I want: S-E-X. Just simple, passionate, hot, bothered, sex. That's as basic as I can put it. It's been a little too long since I've last had it, and at this point, I'm afraid that if I go any longer without it, my virginity could possibly grow back.
So I rejoined AdultFriendFinder in the hopes that my sex life can be restarted, and so far, no luck. But I am the eternal optimist, and hopefully my picture will upload and...
Wait, it won't? FUCK. Yes, in the efforts to increase my probablility of getting laid ,I first attempted to put a picture of me in my college graduation cap 'n gown, but it was deemed "too inappropriate." What, does AdultFriendFinder have anything against a mortarboard? When that failed, I walked my ass over 2 miles to a CVS (I don't drive; I never learned how to) to buy a digital camera. After spending all day Satuday taking photos of myself both at home and at work, I returned them to CVS and got them. No pictures of my cock, though- I can't fathom the idea of turning those in to the foghorn-voiced old lady behind the counter. I'm afriad this lady will wink at me, pull out her false teeth, and say "Okay sonny, today's your lucky day."
So back to the point, I attempt to use PhotoShop at the college I graduated at and sent them to my e-mail. So, back home, open up e-mail, download, attach them to AdultFriendFinder, and... no dice. "Photo has not been uploaded successfully." The culprit? It's too big. So now I'm having to figure out how to decrease the size so that my handsome features can be displayed to the world. I'll get at least ONE photo of me on my profile, by golly. There really is no celeb that I resemble a lot, but Drew Carey would come the closest. So if that helps, there you go.
I guess that'll do'er for now. And let me close this with a quote from that great baseball philosopher, Larry Andersen:
"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life. Unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, which means that yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."
"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen
1/9/2006 8:46 pm
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I'm so sad... AnEnigma517 will be missed