Oh yeah, a little funny anecdote from today...  

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1/24/2006 8:19 pm

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Oh yeah, a little funny anecdote from today...

Today was the first day at my other job since my weekend sexcapades, so the one guy who does know about my AF and me had this conversation:

He: "So... how was it?"
Me: "What?"
He: "Dude... you did meet your MILF, right?"
Me: "Oh... yeah."
He: "And?"
Me: "What?"
He: "Come on bitch, did you slam that pussy or what?"

(If he only knew.)

Me: "Yeah man, I did. All night and the morning after."
He: "Uh-oh, Big Man's back in the ballgame!"

(Slaps me on the back.)

He: "Well, you're not the only one who got some pussy."
Me: "Oh, you did, too?"
He: "Yep. I got it on with this sororo-slut I met at (Local Nightclub) last Saturday."

("Sororo-slut" is short for "Sorority Slut," which my friend says are all these new college freshmen girls who join sororities and are basically available for two weeks before they begin a relationship with a frat boy.)

Me: "OK, how was that?"
He: "Dude, she was wild. She's got big ol' titties, a bald pussy, and she was sucking my cock like nothing else!"
Me: "And I take it that you enjoyed it?"
He: "Shit yeah, she even let me do it in her ass!"

(For the record, I've never stuck my cock into a woman's ass, and while I'm not against trying that one time, anal sex is not something that I really want to include in my sex gameplan, ya know?)

Me: "So you gonna meet her again?"
He: "Yeah, we're meeting tonight! I'm getting laid again!"

So, at this moment, while I'm looking at nude stills of Anne Hathaway from Brokeback Mountain (and is she ever distancing herself from her Disney past!), he is probably getting his sex on.

Lucky bastard.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen

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