I rent porn...  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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2/6/2006 8:43 pm

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I rent porn...


Yes, it's true. Because even after the great sex I had this past weekend, I want more. But since my Adult Friend is tied up with other more important responsibilities during the week (kids, school work, etc.), that leaves me to get my rocks off in other ways.

So today, with a few bucks in my pocket, I decided to rent a porno movie. Specifically, one of those "home-video" DVDs, where people send in their sex tapes. As odd as that seems, I much prefer the amateurs than the professional, slick XXX stuff. Jenna Jameson does NOT do it for me.

(Although it was one of those said videos that gave me a quote I used for years as a signature in blogs and chat rooms. Ron Jeremy, playing a gym teacher, catches his "student" fucking one ugly cheerleader, and barks out "I told you to work out, not bang some bitch!" The student replies with "But this is working out! See, I'm sweating!" All the while, he wipes his brow and shows Jeremy the sweat on his index finger. You can't put a price on that kind of comedy, you just can't. Of course, Jeremy proceeded to also nail the cheerleader, because he's Ron Jeremy, and he can.)

Anyway, I haven't rented porn in a while, for two reasons: 1.) because I watched WAY too much of it while I was 18, to the point where it sickened me to watch it, and 2.) because in the past, I'd see it and think, "They're getting laid... that's what I should be doing!"

But now that I do have a sex life again, I'm watching for creative ideas. I'm seeing what I can do to my AF the next time we meet. (Which I hope is soon.) Like a coach studying game film, I notice a sexual position and think "That would be great for next time," or "Hmmm, I bet that would work," or "OK, I'm not crazy enough to try THAT."

But of course, I'm also watching for pleasure, and wouldn't you know it, it comes when this gorgeous ebony girl decides to pleasure herself for the camera. Remember Tatyana Ali, from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? This woman looked EXACTLY like her, and since I always had a fondness for Tatyana, of course it was only a matter of seconds before I whipped out the cock and fantasized about burying it in her pussy. As if on cue, she begins to moan softly. Ah yes, the sexual moan! I love to hear a woman moan with pleasure; my AF's moans are such a turn-on, its not funny.

So yeah, you better believe I was beating my dick like it owed me money while this girl proceeded to please herself. This scene goes on for 10 minutes, which is not enough time for me. This girl should have her own video. She's rubbing her clit, she's licking her own tits, she's moaning and really getting into it, and then she seals the deal when she looks into the camera and says, with the softest voice you've ever heard, "I want you... do you want me?" GOD DAMN STRAIGHT! I come all over my stomach and chest (good thing I took my shirt off), and I'm in love with this chick. And yes, I will be going back to that scene again tomorrow. Me and this girl have got to connect like that again.

Ah, the joys of porn.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/7/2006 4:05 pm

very nice....self pleasure can be so much fun

~Becky~


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