Consider Yourself Warned, Ladies!  

bigandtallreturn 37M
1538 posts
6/14/2006 9:03 pm

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6/16/2006 2:44 pm

Consider Yourself Warned, Ladies!


I'm on Axe Body Spray!

Phoenix, to be exact. (I also bought Voodoo. It was either that or Kilo, and with a fireball on the can, Voodoo just seems... manly dangerous, ya know?)

So now I'll just be the world's most magnificent chick magnet! MORE PUSSY FOR ME!

...

OK, I'll calm down now. Yes, I actually bought two cans of body spray yesterday (it was 2 for $5), just for curiosity's sake. And I must say, when I applied it this morning, it doesn't smell bad at all. Although now my bathroom smells like a Brut (by Faberge) warehouse. When you spray on the stuff, it goes ALL OVER THE PLACE, and the scent doesn't evaporate quick. It's like air freshener gone wrong.

Kinda odd, since I loathe cologne, that I would buy this stuff. And I really don't think I need it; according to Dr. Alex Comfort's The Joy of Sex, a woman is more turned on by a man's natural scents moreso than any fragrences. (He also said this for deodorant, however I'm not willing to discard my Speed Sticks, ya know?) And considering I have not worn cologne since I was 16 and can (and have) attracted women without its benefit, I think Dr. Comfort's got a point. My dad has sworn by Ralph Lauren Polo for years, my brother wears nothing but Calvin Klein Obsession, and yet I've gone cologne-less since high school. (However, I did used to wear Brut back in the day. Maybe that's why I never picked up chicks.)

I'm not sure if I'm going to be putting on Axe too much. It is an overpowering scent (though not unpleasant), and I find the idea of putting on body spray a little ludicrious for my tastes. But whatever, I bought the cans, and now I have to use them to make sure it wasn't money wasted.

Besides, who could resist a hot man wearing VOODOO!

Or PHOENIX!

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
6/15/2006 9:28 pm

*uses a clothespin to hold her nose shut* Won't risk it just yet...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


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