Clubhoppin'... not for me  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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1/28/2006 8:45 pm

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Clubhoppin'... not for me


From my days with the sports broadcasting crew in college, a good chunk of them like to get together one night a week and go to this local nightclub/bar and pick up chicks.

Well, all except for my alma mater's play-by-play announcer, who also the executive producer of the network. He picked up his hot girlfriend the old-fashioned way: he was her teacher in a sports broadcasting class, and so by using his charm and wit (and he's got loads of that in abundance), he seduced her into bed and now they're attached at the hip. Yep, the good ol' teacher-student love affair. It kinda makes me a little mad because I had a crush on her, and I had no idea she was available. Shit like that happens to me all the time.

But I digress.

Anyway, they ask me all the time "Why don't you join us and go clubbing?" And the answer is fairly simple: I hate nightclubs and bars. Since I don't drink nor smoke, what sense does it make for me to go to a place where cigarettes and alcohol are in abundance?

As for picking up women... I wouldn't have the faintest idea how to do that. I am a klutz by nature, and a nerdy-looking guy to boot, so the very idea of me going up to a girl and sweet-talking her is ridiculous, because by no means am I either suave or cool, and I'm sure the woman will either laugh at me, look at me like I'm a moron, or her date will chokeslam my ass through a table. It's not pleasuring a woman in bed that's the problem (I'm GREAT at that), it's getting her into bed that's the hurdle.

Then there's the idea of dancing. Really, blindfolded giraffes on acid would have more grace on a dance floor than yours truly. I have no rhythm, no dance moves, and the one time the crew did see me dance, honest to God most of them fell on the floor laughing their asses off. I almost wanted to backhand a couple of them across their faces out of anger. Ever since my middle-school days (and believe me, that's a whole other issue), I've been very defensive when I think anyone is laughing at me, even if it's good-natured. So dancing is out of the equation. I'm just not a club/bar kinda guy.

So, what kind of guy am I? A dinner-movie-great sex kinda guy. Take my date to a good restaurant, either hit the theaters or watch a film at home, then get her undressed and pleasure her like never before. My Adult Friend can vouch for the last part. Right, girl? It doesn't take much, and I'm not into anything fancy.

Clubhopping? Let 'em get drunk on liquour, I like to get creamy with Cool Whip...

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PassionKisses4Me 44F

1/29/2006 11:32 am

Hehehe...blindfolded giraffes on acid hehehe...now that's a visual image...I don't do the club thing either...dinner, a movie, and an intimate evening sounds perfect...what time are you picking me up???

Becky

~Becky~


bigandtallreturn 37M

1/29/2006 7:13 pm

Anytime you want, babe. Anytime.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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