Big & Tall Report: No Sleep Till Bristol Edition  

bigandtallreturn 37M
1538 posts
3/28/2006 2:55 pm

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Big & Tall Report: No Sleep Till Bristol Edition


Thoughts that go through my head while the mutation of Sharon Stone continues to frighten...

* Really, was another Basic Instinct film necessary? Seriously? I mean, it was like learning that Before Sunrise was going to get a sequel. It was that "Huh?... why?" feeling.

* BTW, if they EVER try to sequel The Goonies, there will be hell to pay, so help me Chunk.

* At this point, I don't feel so bad about my NCAA Tournament bracket anymore. I mean, if anyone predicted George Mason being where they are now, they're either blindly loyal Mason fans, or they're using a "future sports reference" book like in Back to the Future Part II.

* ... turkey cigars??!?!?

* I'm convinced, if America ever got bold and legalized marijuana and gay marriage on the same day, that day would replace Fourth of July as our national holiday. Trust me on that.

* I'd rather have the actor in the Gene Cochran law commercials than Gene Cochran himself representing me on trial. "Tell them YOU MEAN BUSINESS!"

* There's comedy, there's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy, then there's George Clooney's hair on Roseanne. He picked a fight with mousse and a hair dryer. One guess who wins.

And last, but not least...

* If I ever get a business card, I'm going to have this printed on it: "When I'm good, I'm good... but when I'm bad, I'm BETTER."

Truth in advertising.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


sweetSinn2690
2943 posts
3/28/2006 5:15 pm

Chunk Rocks!!...


Oh WHATEVER BITCHES!


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/30/2006 9:21 pm

"I'm convinced, if America ever got bold and legalized marijuana and gay marriage on the same day, that day would replace Fourth of July as our national holiday. Trust me on that."

I bet it would

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


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