"Dude, let's throw something at this loser!"  

bigandtallreturn 37M
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2/9/2006 8:57 pm

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"Dude, let's throw something at this loser!"


Ever seen the previews for The Weather Man, where Nicolas Cage has a bunch of food and shit thrown at him by passersby?

I can relate. Since I don't have a car, I have to walk everywhere I go, and over the years, I've lost count as to how many times people in their car roll down their windows and scream all sorts of names at me, usually ones that question my heterosexuality. It's at least once a month that I get this. (This is why I don't wave at people I know when they honk their horns at me; my rule is if I can't see you, especially at night, you're not a friend.)

Then there are those who take the next step and decide to use me as their garbage disposal. This happens a couple of times a year. I've had a orange, hamburger wrappers, a printer cartridge, and other various items thrown at me. I've been spat at more times than I care to count. The worst was a couple of years ago, when I dodged an oncoming beer bottle. I flipped off the car, only to see the car TURN AROUND on the street and drive after me, at which point I took off running behind a hospital parking lot, where I thought I was safe... until I saw the car speeding towards me in that same lot. I took off running again through some trees, eventually settling behind a grassy field. Despite being just a mile from my apartment, I didn't get home until another 2 hours later, because I was hitting every dark corner and shortcut I knew just to avoid those pricks. That was easily the scariest incident, and one that led me to carry my small wooden baseball bat (which I got at Bat Day at the Vet in the mid-80s) everywhere I go for some sort of protection.

Well, tonight, another chapter has been added to that list. Walking home from my alma mater's basketball game, a black truck came down through the parking lot. I didn't pay any notice, until I got hit with... a pizza slice. A PIZZA SLICE. Right into the face, too, so I got cheese and other stuff all over my face and glasses. I heard laughter and "FUCKING ASSHOLE!" from that truck as it drove off. I didn't get the license plate number (like it would help), but do you know how hard it is to get hot and sticky cheese off your glasses? Needless to say, I was a little angry. OK, I kicked a garbage can down to the ground. Finally, after about 8 washings, all the cheese finally came off.

Chalk this up as the capper to another bad week.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/10/2006 7:38 am

Awwww baby I am so sorry...some people can be so mean...lucky us having so many redneck asses right here in beautiful East Tennessee...Soft kisses to make you feel better

~Becky~


bigandtallreturn 37M

2/10/2006 2:33 pm

I do feel better now. Thanks for the kisses.



"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PassionKisses4Me 44F

2/10/2006 5:37 pm

your very welcome and I am glad you are feeling better

~Becky~


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
2/11/2006 3:18 pm

Ouch... *HUG*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


bigandtallreturn 37M

2/11/2006 7:39 pm

Ah, a hug from Princess is like a sip of hot chocolate... smooth and heavenly. Thanks, Princess.

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
2/13/2006 10:22 pm

Awww shucks... thank you!

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


SleepyAngel23 34F

2/19/2008 1:31 pm

what the hell? Seriously? Just cuz you don't have a car and have to walk? I've never heard of or seen anything like that in my entire life!

Sleepy Angel

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