Expulsions of Gas  

berrigal2 60F
283 posts
7/28/2005 10:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Expulsions of Gas

Yes, I'm talking about "farts".

I recently was invited to dinner by a newly married friend. We were all sharing a glass of wine after dinner and she excused herself to the bathroom and while walking down the hall let out a very loud belch.

The new hubby smiled and said, "I know that we are in love, we fart and belch in front of one another now". The remark got a good laugh from everyone especially the new bride when she returned.

I have noticed however that men's farts and women's farts are viewed on differently when the subject is brought up as a joke or in part of a conversation. I wish to ask... is it me or what? I don't care for hubby or any other man farting in my presence.

I think it shows not love, but a total lack of respect for the other person. I grant that I have upon occasion been unable to hold the gas and have had to hurriedly leave the room, but that's just it, I try my best to do those normal bodily occurances out of range of the noses of my hubby or friends.

What is your thoughts on this expulsion of gas theory? Why do men think its a compliment to the woman that he can feel so comfy so as to fart in front of her?? And why does he think it won't stink if he lets it go??? Are there women out there that enjoy smelling farts? Is it a primitive ritual that a man thinks is part of the mating of the male and female? I don't think I will ever know for sure.

This blog lets you know what kind of day I'm having when I'm obssessing on farts....LMAO!!!

ndhanks 53M
12 posts
7/28/2005 11:03 am

Its a guy thing.

cajunpet 70M
1185 posts
7/28/2005 11:50 am

That is a dangerous subject to ignite. You should be aware that people get injured igniting flatus. Not only can the flame back up into your colon, but your clothing or other surroundings may catch on fire. Farts burn with a blue or yellow flame.

Take care.
Keep On Blogging!!!! Have a great day.

Cajun Pet

PillsburyCodeBoy 60M

7/31/2005 5:55 pm

Men and women do seem to have different opinions on this. All I can say is, don't worry about it so much. It'll all come out in the end.

(I can't believe I said that! )

bill_e_2 72M  
807 posts
8/3/2005 7:47 pm

It's crude and impolite whether done by a man or a woman...I enjoy reading your blogs.

berrigal2 60F

8/5/2005 10:02 am

Thank you bill...I am glad you enjoy reading them!

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