Me...according to A FF  

benibluetwo 47F
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7/1/2006 12:03 am

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Me...according to A FF

Since I am tired of saying the same things 50 million times in the chat room and so here it is:

Profile for benibluetwo

Funny, witty, charming, into rodeo, camping, dancing, reading, movies and writing. I am independant but like to be pampered.

I am not looking for pain so no S&M or Sub/Dom, fisting or water play fetishs please. I want passionate sex with LOTS of foreplay.

My Ideal Person:

I need a man who is self-sufficient, intelligent, fun, family oriented, goal oriented, read, worldly and likes to camp. You better have a good sense of humour because I love to laugh.

I am looking for a friend with benefits but I do not want attached or married not lie...if I can't phone you when I am available because you have to hide then keep looking.

Just to let you know, the fastest way into my heart and pants is with intelligence. If you can't discuss politics and world events or the latest best selling novel then don't bother. You might like the boobs boys but I need more than "Hey nice tits" to get me to look at your profile. They are just the appetizer.

Men who like BBW need only apply also. I am looking for someone to go on The Sex Diet with but I am more than a handful so be aware that my hip bones and ribs are nowhere near showing.

If you are still interested then send me a face pic and I will send you one too.

Remember, you are not the only guy hitting on me so make it worth my while to look at your profile and/or email.

Read my blog to get an idea of what I am like. If you aren't interested after that then you didn't waste too much time.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:

Foo Fighers, Seether, Stones, Garth, Korn

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:

Actually it is not that hot other than I am in office clothes (short skirt is essential for this) and standing at the desk talking to someone important on the phone and a guy comes in and starts giving me oral right there and there is no way I can get off the call to take advantage of the situation and I have to keep quiet and continue the conversation.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:


Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:

I reserve my right to answer this at another time. LOL My fantasies are a little rich in this area right now.

Have you ever had cybersex?

I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

What kind of night life do you enjoy?


How big of a role does sex play in your life?

I love sex, but if I don't have a partner, I just masturbate

How much enjoyment do you get from receiving oral sex?

There is nothing better than oral

What are your thoughts on anal sex?

Touching and penetration are okay, but licking is a bit much

]What's the largest number of people you've shared a sexual encounter with in one session?

I've had a menage a trois

What types of sexual activities turn you on?

Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Food Play, Voyeurism

What types of sexual activities are OFF LIMITS to you?

Sadomasochism, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Slave/Master, Cross Dressing, Making Home "Movies", Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Leather, Latex, Fisting

Besides the obvious, what areas of your body do you consider erogenous zones?

Ears, Lips, Neck, Back, Butt, Inner thigh, Feet/Toes

Have you ever had erotic pictures or video taken of you?

I've taken and been in a few naughty pictures.

Do you enjoy talking dirty during sex?

I really get into it sometimes.

Does size really matter to you?

Yes definitely. (ETA: There can be too BIG as well as too small)

What role-playing scenes do you fantasize about?
Cop/Prisoner, Stranger/Stranger

What bondage type gear do you enjoy using during sex play?

Handcuffs/Shackles, Silk scarves, Blindfolds

What food items have you used in sex play?

Whipped cream, Chocolate sauce, Ice, Ice cream, Pudding, Grapes, Strawberries/Berries, Popsicles, Frosting, Cherries

What kind of porn movies do you enjoy the most?

Soft, Hard

What would be your dream house?

Cozy cottage

What is your sexual health status?

STD free (tested regularly)

What type of television shows do you enjoy watching?

Sit-coms, Dramas, Arts & Entertainment (A&E, Food Network, Home Improvement, etc.), Documentary/Learning/History, Movie Channels

What kind of movies do you enjoy the most?

Drama, Comedy, Action, Romance/Love Stories, Independent, Cult Classics, Cops and Robbers, Westerns, Sci-Fi, Documentary, Mystery

What kind of music do you enjoy listening to?

Rock 'n Roll, Classic Rock, , Heavy Metal, Reggae, Alternative/Indie, Country and Western

What does listening to music do for you?

It's how I express myself

What are your favorite authors or books?

Joseph Wambaugh, Stephen King

What types of activities interest you?

Surfing the internet, Computer games, Video games, Cooking, Reading, Writing poetry, Writing novels/books, Photography, Board/Role-playing games, Card games

What types of sports and activities are you active in?

Swimming, Water skiing, Basketball, Golf, Equestrian, Fishing, Camping, Hiking, White water rafting, Travelling

What best describes the pace of your life?


How much time does your job take up in your life?

I work full-time

How often are you online?

My screen saver never gets a chance to run

What kind of place do you live in?


What is your current dating situation?

I'm single

What words best describe your personality?

Outgoing, Intelligent, Optimistic, A bit naïve, Daring, Funny, Sarcastic

What qualities do you look for in a mate?

Outgoing, Intelligent, Pessimistic, Daring, Funny

What factors are most important to you when looking for someone?


What animal best describes your personality?


Tell us what things in life are most important to you.

Friends, family, health for all. A good book and time to read it. A nice wine and time to sip it. Good times and lots of laughs.

So there you have accoring to A FF and beyond.

Have a great Canada Day toooooooooo.




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